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Men Gone Wild, Pakistani Style. First Production of Totseans TV
This video was recorded by our humble yet awesome agent in Pakistan. The venue is Lok Virsa Pakistan (ISB). This video showcases the crazy and uncoordinated dance moves of Pakistani men. The guys wearing the yellow clothes are local wedding band who ventured into the venue to earn some cash. They started playing some local [...]
Start Your Morning With Self Voyeurism
Technically I shouldn’t use the word Voyeurism here but it’s the closest thing I could find. Whenever I wake up, I always have this hard problem with me and I have devised various ways to take care of it but they all look seem ordinary. I am stuck in Pakistan with little or no [...]
Totseans Anti-Male Rape Technology (AMRT) by Totseans Lab
It starts with smiles but ends in tears; protect yourself using Totseans proven patent pending anti-Man rape technology. At totseans we believe that men are at a greater risk of getting raped than their female counterparts. According to Totseans News Network, there is a rise in harassment of men by females in offices & even [...]
Horny Toaster
Meet Angela White she is from Australia, she is a porn star, she does live cams weekly and she has all natural 32GG and she is 5’3″. She loves to talk about different stuff, many men enjoy watching her get down and pretty much talk about her features but some men like me, just like [...]
Still Trust Everything?
INTERNET giant Facebook is accessing smartphone users’ personal text messages, an investigation revealed today. Facebook admitted reading text messages belonging to smartphone users who downloaded the social-networking app and said that it was accessing the data as part of a trial to launch its own messaging service, The (London) Sunday Times reported. Other well-known companies accessing [...]
I am a Little Girl
Had a long jog and I was feelng pretty good and then I went to get some vegetables for myself and then this girl pops out of nowhere and starts asking me for money, I patted her head and told her to go away but she didn’t, so I took out my camera and started [...]
Another Website Passwords Dumped, What To Do Now?
Quite recently Youporn Chat user’s passwords were posted on pastebin thanks to their dumb security policies (blame the coder). According to this blog it was an accidental discovery by some horny idiot who just wanted to see something special. I am not going to bother explaining other bits because it’s already been discussed on various [...]
Apache HTTP Server 2.4 Released, NGINX Still Looks Tempting
It’s been six years since Apache released a major update to its well-used and loved web server. Currently we’re using Apache 2.2 which is pretty much the web standard when it comes to simple hosting. But quite recently another alternative just popped up. It’s called NGINX and it’s a high-performance scalable server which powers websites [...]
Totseans Humanity Project – Save the Sperm
Every second millions of innocent sperm are being slaughtered throughout the world. We at the Totseans Humanity Project short for THP are working with WHO in developing a strategy that will save those damned sperm from the clutches of cruel hands. According to our sophisticated model that was developed with the help from Brazzers, [...]
Sometimes Little Things Matter
Click to see the the high resolution version. I have decided to start adding pictures that I usually take on my daily walks. In this picture we see two children going back to their home, I was stopped by them and the girl asked for money because according to her, she needed to buy Milk [...]
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