FATTY_MCFUCKFACE for admin
FATTY_MCFUCKFACE
Regular
Reasons why I would make a better administrator for this forum than Dfg
- Dfg is a moslem- self explanatory
- Dfg is a hypocrite- to your knowledge I haven't lied to you once.
- In real life I am not fat but rather have lovely set of abdominal muscles
- Dfg has allowed this nonsense with TDR, DaGuru, and -SpectraL to proceed unchecked, whereas I would have banned -Spectral upon his arrival, meaning DaGuru never would have joined without the companionship of his homosexual paramour, and wouldn't have permitted TDR to make the Yoda account.
- My many years of trolling experience have taught me to differentiate between a friendly, contributory troll (such as myself) and a worthless piece of shit troll like TDR
- I would support my moderator team and allow them to moderate as they see fit with very few exceptions and checks on power to prevent anyone from getting out of hand (for instance, mods would be allowed to ban multiple accounts such as TDR/Yoda and DaGuru/-SpectraL, however not allowed to ban JestA no matter how much we know he's a shit filled liar)
- I will personally pay for the sex change operations of any moderator or regular with 5,000+ posts who requests it (Mayberry, this means you)
- You probably have already accepted a friend request from me, and it would be very rude to vote against a friend
- I will put new and exciting content into the CMS which Dfg has essentially abandoned
- I won't postwhore on reddit because I know that attracting crowds is meaningless when everyone in it is a moron. It's un-Totse and makes the site look weak and pathetic.
- I will work hours every day to ensure posts are helpful and constructive rather than bullshit and failure filled- like any one of -SpectraL's.
- I will take measures to STOP E-DRAMA, E-COCK MEASURING CONTESTS, AND E-FELLATIO: THIS IS TOTSE.INFO NOT ZOKLET.INFO
HENCEFORTH, I HEREBY ANNOUNCE MY CANDIDACY FOR TOTSE.INFO ADMIN
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If this doesn't convince you, nothing will.
I suggest that people seriously consider his candidacy. I fully support him for admin of totse.info.
*starts to pack his bags*
I will work on compiling everything and hand over things to Hellish and then he can assign FATTY the status based on his hard work and dedication to this website. I couldn't compete with him even If I tried. With his blazing one liners and countless bullshit posts in serious section and his amazing trolling tactics all are solid reasons for his contributions.
Plus, Fanglekai supports him already which is a great plus. As for the CMS, I am and waiting for the new layout. As most of you don't know or don't even bother to care I do live in a country with limited resources and.....
Anyway, it's quite pointless to even bother with it. I see I am doing something wrong when users just act without patience and prefer banning people when they sign up. Thanks for the support guys. You have proven how wrong I was in entrusting others.
I will make few threads and then depart
I think the poll speaks volumes on the quality of the work Dfg has been doing.
This is the face of total butt-hurt.
dfg is obviously failing to live up to his job duties that Fatty is fully capable of doing. Furthermore, dfg is trying to control totse.info all by himself instead of letting mods do the day to day work.
It's shameful to see his behavior on here.
Louiscypher is bigbear. Him calling anyone else butthurt is laughable.
5/4?
Yeah, I can see that. It really does speak volumes.
Its random shit like this that make totse
It was posted in H&S. The section I manage. Btw why did you ran away when I joined rimjobs. Fanglekai it's a shame you're trying to work on dividing this place. tsk tsk tsk
It's petty nonsense like this where you lose favor of your members. Fanglekai was a contributing poster from the early days of totse.info with over 5,000 posts, and you chased him off over a petty personal issue. And don't flatter yourself. Fanglekai left #rimjobs because he had to take a piss, not over you.
Yeah, I saw three disconnects in a row. He ran off himself. It's not I told him to GTFO. FATTY you're being a retarded troll for some reason. Oh I guess you're running out of ideas.
No whats laughable is that a failed moderator and a coward like yourself only shows his face around here to stab someone in the back. Face it kid, you couldn't hack it, and whats shameful is you throwing away any semblance of dignity you might have had by even posting here again after your going away speech. Your guides in S+A were fucking laughable by the way.
:rolleyes: Ah you had me there for a sec...
Pretty pathetic that you dismiss a serious competitor to your position as a "retarded troll." Where have I been less than civil to you in this thread?
And might I asked how you were first a mod, then a global mod, then an admin on totse.info? Or is this another case of you putting yourself above all the other members here?
LOL:thumbsup:
So not serious that you bothered to vote against me? You were a poor troll as BIG BEAR and a poorer troll all LouisCypher.
You went from nothing to Admin, I am trying to go from regular to admin. You've been here only 2.5 months longer than I have.
Your constant deflection proves your arguments come from a weak position. If you want to discuss this further, join me in #rimjobs.
I would love to discuss this further. But not now. I can't do IRC chats at the moment.
Glad to see you taking this a little more seriously. Perhaps an agreed upon time and date?
True story. Also, OP was pretty lulzy. I think fatty finally made a troll thread which offend DFG.
edit: was for the lulz..... You people are too srs
C/O
"is pacino tight?"
What do you mean eventually? I'm pretty sure that would be the first immediate mandate.
http://www.totse.info/bbs/showthread.php?t=10234
Polarize, divide, and conquer, I learned it from fatty.
C/O
"i need more wine"
DFG is not perfect. Nobody is. But I'm convinced fatty would be much, much, much worse than DFG.
I am not Zok and I enjoy others opinion. I never shy away from criticism and I am always looking to improve myself to better serve this community.
As for the OP list I have already have those things checked. But honestly if I try following that policy, spectral you would be banned along with DG. Do you want to me to follow what FATTY is saying?
I don't know about you. But I have to listen to what he has to say since he is a member of this community just like you and me
Sorry?
You have told us 1001 times how you would run a site, both here and on Zoklet, so unless you have some new information why don't you just take your master plan and run with it on your own domain?
So are you saying that you are a good troll?
See, a good troll would say something that was plausible enough to anger others. With this post you were just promoted from fail troll to court jester.
Probably because he demonstrated to Hellish that he was worthy of it through continuations, both behind the scenes and on the board, to the community. That is one of the deciding factors in choosing staff members here. Which is why everyone, including you, knows you will never be modded yet alone get admin.
Kind of like you do?
Uh huh.....you all (especially staff) are doing a HELLUVA job giving this place some sincerity and purpose, ain't ya???? :facepalm:
Glad to see you think this section of the forum is intended to be "funny". And from a GLOBAL moderator to boot. :thumbsup:
So tell me Killer, when the rest of the userbase just fucks around without any care or sense of rules in any way, shape or form......you gonna wonder at the end of the day just "why" you have a userbase filled with idiots, or you gonna have the fortitude and be able to look in the mirror and realize that you too are part of the reason no decent/legitimate posters would want to call your "funny" website their home?
Why are you still here?
Why are you and DaGuru avoiding the very same question?
Hell, we KNOW why you are here.....now that DFG has promised you modship, your fervor and intensity has greatly increased.
Speaking of which....how does it feel knowing all he has to do is click a few buttons, yet he STILL hasn't modded you? Careful Rodent, you are about to be entrapped in the same snare of inaction and contemplation that ruined the old place. But I'm sure you've lived enough life to understand the unconscious message DFG is giving you and everyone else by dilly-dallying with that modship. Right? :rolleyes:
Unlike Spectral this website is not the center of my life. If and when DFG decided to make me a mod all it will mean to me is an opportunity to help this community succeed by contrivuting to my section(s) and keeping them cleaned up. I have modded on many other sites, covering a wide variety of focuses, under many different handles over the years. So unlike Spectral I can wait until the time DFG feels he wants me to mod the sections I have expressed interest in.
Nice try at division though...