Girl Dies after first kiss

RogueEagle91RogueEagle91 Regular
edited February 2011 in Spurious Generalities
Girl Dies After First Kiss

Sounds like karmic balance after so many old men have died during sex.

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  • edited February 2011
    God damn that would suck - she's pretty hot too. I'm surprised she wasn't getting nailed on the side as well though. She looks like one of the girls who gets a good seeing too if you know what I mean ;)
  • ThirdRockFromTheSunThirdRockFromTheSun <b style="color:blue;">Third<em style="color:pink;">Cock</em>FromThe<em style="color:brown;">Bum</em
    edited February 2011
    What the what?

    SADS? Isn't that like spontaneous combustion but instead it's spontaneous... death? Must of been hard on that dude as well. Sucks man. Sucks hard.
  • RogueEagle91RogueEagle91 Regular
    edited February 2011
    When I was first passed the link, I thought she died instantly.

    That would've left more scars than she made her way to the couch and collapsed.
  • TSAoDTSAoD Regular
    edited February 2011
    Oh my god ;(
  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited February 2011
    First Kiss....Orly?
  • SHANE14SHANE14 Regular
    edited February 2011
    It's amazing how every teenager in the newspaper who dies is "shy".

    Shit luck though. How would you feel if you were the guy..
  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited February 2011
    Damn that sucks. Its like something you'd read in a sappy teenage love story. I feel bad for the boyfriend. At least he is getting on life and finishing uni.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited February 2011
    See that's why I don't do girls. Camels FTW! At least they don't die on me.
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited February 2011
    So she died on his couch after they kissed?

    I would have fuck her after she died.

    Then creamed her face a post pics on here.
  • Prince AlbertPrince Albert Semo-Regulars
    edited February 2011
    Sounds like some shit that the church will use to their advantage. "See what happens when you kiss someone before you are married?" "Kissing leads to fornication you know." "Kissing is the gateway sex"
  • Turd_SmasherTurd_Smasher Regular
    edited February 2011
    She should've built up an immunity first... by practicing on my cock.
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