Proving that I'm not a virgin

TSAoD · March 2011

One that that really irks me is people that assume I'm a virgin, even if it's said over the Internet.

Since no one believes me, how can I prove that I'm not a virgin to them and make them shut up.

Gary Oak · March 2011

I don't think anybody thinks you're a virgin. I know you have fucked guys.

Dfg · March 2011

Posts pics of your gf naked.

BigHarryDick · March 2011

Gary Oak wrote: »

I don't think anybody thinks you're a virgin. I know you have fucked guys.

thats all...

rogermarion007fan · March 2011

Catch a disease and get a doctor's signature about it?

proudclod9 · March 2011

rogermarion007fan wrote: »

catch a disease and get a doctor's signature about it?

winner winner dick in dinner.

Mayberry · March 2011

Show them your lack of an intact hymen?

LordWorm · March 2011

Mayberry wrote: »

Show them your lack of an intact hymen?

LOL :thumbsup:

Rumple Foreskin · March 2011

we dont care about this. prove to us that you are famous. the two go hand in hand and this one is much easier to prove.

IAmMrPositive · March 2011

Stop doing whatever you're doing to make them assume you're a virgin.

If you just look like a virgin, well, I'm sorry.

Chris Hansen · March 2011

Stop trying to prove it. Do that and people will think your not a virgin.

LordWorm · March 2011

Alternatively, you could film a porno with some chick and 'accidentally' leave a few copies of the DVD laying around your school.

duuude · March 2011

JosephStalin wrote: »

The fact that you care so much if people on the internet believe you makes me suspect you really are a virgin.

Yepp, virgin.

spinky · March 2011

JosephStalin wrote: »

The fact that you care so much if people on the internet believe you makes me suspect you really are a virgin.

I think you nailed it.

StephenPBarrett · March 2011

If you want to prove to someone that your not a virgin try Fu king them. If this person is on the internet murder/suicide your mom for birthing someone who takes the intarwebs so seriously. What does it matter if someone knows you've had sex or not? It isn't really their business to begin with.

Nobody you've met cares about your sex life unless you are fucking them.

JHG · March 2011

Having sex with Miss Michigan (aka Rosie Palm) doesn't count.

Pacino · March 2011

OP is a virgin

Daily · March 2011

OP will stay a virgin until he dies (hopefully soon). There's no way to prove you're not a virgin unless you have a deflowered vagina, which OP is probably in possession of considering how he acts.

Pacino · March 2011

Daily wrote: »

OP will stay a virgin until he dies (hopefully soon). There's no way to prove you're not a virgin unless you have a deflowered vagina, which OP is probably in possession of considering how he acts.

why are you wishing death upon him? or a person you dont even know for that matter??

Daily · March 2011

Cry me a river

Pacino · March 2011

Daily wrote: »

Cry me a river

nice avatar faggot :facepalm:

you another one of those anime loving losers with no life?

Daily · March 2011

shhh fatty

Pacino · March 2011

anime fag, get a life

Daily · March 2011

come at me fatso

Pacino · March 2011

come at you? on the internet?

nice, keyboard warrior

Daily · March 2011

lose dat weight

Pacino · March 2011

what?

ImmaChrgnMaLAZR · March 2011

Back on topic.....

Faggot OP can only prove that he's not a virgin by posting pix of his prolapsed asshole.

CommunistDaughter · March 2011

Why does it bother you so much? Who the hell cares if your are a virgin or not? Someone who is that concerned about your virginity is obviously not getting any themselves. Don't sweat it.. Seriously, you don't have to prove a damn thing to anyone..

RemadE · March 2011

CommunistDaughter wrote: »

Why does it bother you so much? Who the hell cares if your are a virgin or not? Someone who is that concerned about your virginity is obviously not getting any themselves. Don't sweat it.. Seriously, you don't have to prove a damn thing to anyone..

Word.

Grinch · March 2011

TSAoD wrote: »

Since no one believes me, how can I prove that I'm not a virgin to them and make them shut up.

If it were the case that you weren't a virgin, burden of proof seemingly wouldn't be of utmost importance, unless you were unsure yourself.

In other words, cut off your genitalia and count the rings.

JustAnotherAsshole · March 2011

Smells like trolling.

JHG · April 2011

Grinch wrote: »

In other words, cut off your genitalia and count the rings.

Now that's an idea!

Box · April 2011

Don't fuck with Daily u pacinoshit

familyguy · June 2011

Some women might like the idea of it being your first time. You don't have to lie to yourself.

ThusBakedZarathustra · June 2011

familyguy wrote: »

Some women might like the idea of it being your first time. You don't have to lie to yourself.

Especially if OP finds a Cougar. They pretty much go for the boyish charm thing... also, Necro'd?

MooseKnuckle · June 2011

LOLOOLOOLLLOLL! VIRGIN!

BigHarryDick · June 2011

Dfg wrote: »

Posts pics of your gf naked.

i'd buy that for a dollar.

MordFustang · June 2011

Dfg wrote: »

Posts pics of your gf naked.

Why does the bitch on the left look so familiar? Like I'd bet my left nut I've met her before. This is really pissing me off.

:fap:

Edit: Oh ya OP, sex with your dog doesn't count.

StephenPBarrett · June 2011

Said bitch on the left is porn teeny bopper ariel rebel. That is where you more than likely k.ow her. She is from canada so if you are then you might have met her.

Negrophobe · June 2011

It's hardly uncommon for women to look and act the same.

MordFustang · June 2011

MissingMuse wrote: »

Said bitch on the left is porn teeny bopper ariel rebel. That is where you more than likely k.ow her. She is from canada so if you are then you might have met her.

That must be it. I'm not in Canadia so I'm pretty sure I jerked it to her.:fap:

pedicatio · July 2011

MissingMuse wrote: »

Said bitch on the left is porn teeny bopper ariel rebel. That is where you more than likely k.ow her. She is from canada so if you are then you might have met her.

She is NOT Ariel Rebel.
Eyebrow, eyes, nose, cheekbones are different. Also, Ariel rarely shows teeth.