CCV : Open job applications in Fed's

JesusJesus Acolyte
edited May 2011 in Spurious Generalities
I sent mines, always wanted to become a noticeable part of them

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FEDS JOB APPLICATION


NAME: Totsean, the re-birth, info style


SEX: Only with wife. Still waiting for the right person to cheat her with.


DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I were in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.


DESIRED SALARY: $300,000 a year plus stock options and a walk to the moon. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.


EDUCATION: Yes.


LAST POSITION HELD: troll on Totse.info


SALARY ON LAST POSITION : Less than I'm worth.


MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of porn, thanks to the porn passes on our totse.info


REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked big time !:mad: The fkn:mad: Fed's were fkn:mad: all over the fkn place.Fuck it !:mad:


HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.:)


PREFERRED HOURS:

1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.:thumbsup:


DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?

Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.:D



MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER? :eek:

If I had one, would I be here?


WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?

Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.:fap:


DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?

Yes – Absolutely.


SIGN HERE: Totsean since birth.

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I am so anxious if I will get the job's position:)

wish me luck :(

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