Help me shoot myself
Dark Kaiser Redux
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Yes, this is serious - Part Deux of my upcoming theoretical suicide threads. I'd post it in W&C but if I did that I'll be lucky to get 1 reply a week. Shooting myself in the head is my second preferred method of killing myself, shortly behind carbon monoxide poisoning and quite a bit higher than overdosing or hanging.
I (it's not mine, but doesn't really matter) have an Arminius HW3 32 which fires, obviously, .32 S&W longs (only got snubnoses). I have access to only this gun, so as with the overdose thread it doesn't help to tell me to get something else.
First of all I'm guessing that this would be enough to kill at point blank to the head (my other option was a shitty 'lil .22 which I don't even have anymore). What is the best way to do it? Through the mouth or the temple? If so, where exactly to aim - I'm guessing a few cm above the ear? People seem to say that shooting up through the mouth is a bad idea but I'd have thought that way would leave little chance of 'missing', plus there's less bone to get through, but then I know fuckall about anatomy or guns.
Pics:
http://oi53.tinypic.com/n3uick.jpg
http://oi55.tinypic.com/2je6g1.jpg
http://oi52.tinypic.com/6ozxw1.jpg
http://oi51.tinypic.com/29uokqu.jpg
I (it's not mine, but doesn't really matter) have an Arminius HW3 32 which fires, obviously, .32 S&W longs (only got snubnoses). I have access to only this gun, so as with the overdose thread it doesn't help to tell me to get something else.
First of all I'm guessing that this would be enough to kill at point blank to the head (my other option was a shitty 'lil .22 which I don't even have anymore). What is the best way to do it? Through the mouth or the temple? If so, where exactly to aim - I'm guessing a few cm above the ear? People seem to say that shooting up through the mouth is a bad idea but I'd have thought that way would leave little chance of 'missing', plus there's less bone to get through, but then I know fuckall about anatomy or guns.
Pics:
http://oi53.tinypic.com/n3uick.jpg
http://oi55.tinypic.com/2je6g1.jpg
http://oi52.tinypic.com/6ozxw1.jpg
http://oi51.tinypic.com/29uokqu.jpg
Comments
I'd personally go for the temple, although I have no idea where exactly.
Also, up-up-down-up-A-B-A-B-A grants special powers.
Rule one of suicide.
A) Setup a live stream for the Internet.
C) Do some tests on twitcam or livestream accounts.
D) Make a kickass Totse.info banner.
E) Do some weed live and get high.
F) Make sure to have a Huff Raid can just for the lulz.
G) Get a fucking Pistol and then aim for the head, you can do it the old style where the gun is placed at point blank range. Try aiming from the side. Make sure to poison yourself as well, just to make sure you don't surivive.
With that done, I know life is a big fucking mess but killing yourself won't solve anything. Just go ahead and kill people in the name of Totse and then blow some shit and just be fucking mad.
Fuck the world but don't fuck yourself.
a) OMG please dnt do it ur lyf will get better i promise xx
b) Grow up emo fag, be a man and get a job you fucking loser.
c) do it over webcam for everyone lol
GTFO my thread and keep it serious and on topic. Also; explain to me, medically, how shooting yourself in the side of the head directly towards your brain and away from your face can possibly end up shooting your eyes out.
a) Either you are attention-whoring, or a troll; I don't think you're serious.
b) Shit or get off the pot.
c) Although you're not going to do it, it's best to use the highest calibre you can handle because low cal weapons have a good chance of not penetrating the skull; I had an HS friend whose mom was an ER Nurse and she told me of more than one case where attempted suicide failed in this way... the side of the head has two thin areas; specifically behind the ear and on the temple... It would be smarter to use the eye as a means of entry (as it only has a thin layer of bone) or by fellating the gun at the right angle, as if you have ever seen a skull or studied anatomy you would know there is no bone to obstruct the lead's pathway to the brain.
d) FFS, man the fuck up; if life bores you, then it's up to you to make it fun. Other than that, I have to leave you to make your own choices.
bullets ricochet
...and people were getting shitty because they thought OP was serious.
Lrn2Read.
No u
Also.... Why the fuck am I here then. Troll'd
:facepalm: D'oh, why do I have to agree with a deceased dictator... Oh well...
however, as the temple is the weakest part of the skull, this would still be a good point of entry. you just need to aim towards the brain like you said. it would be at an angle, not straight on like this dumbass:
imagine if he pushed his hand forward a bit, keeping the gun touching the same part of his head. it would be pointing backwards a bit. that is the best way to fatally shoot yourself in the head.
Im already tired of you. if you were going to kill yourself you would of already done it so shut up . bang bang
Thank you. Very informative and just as I predicted. Probably the only useful post in the thread.
As I am of you. The thread is for informational purposes too and not just about me regardless of the title.
ftfy
why do you want to kill yourself? I think your kinda hot so please dont'
Read my fucking posts. Do you really think I'd go without making sure everyone knew first?
I've chosen to go for a combo, should I decide on this method. I'd set up a noose as if I was going to hang and then shoot myself. In the unlikely event that the bullet doesn't kill me instantly, I'd still pass out immediately and die from the hanging. No way that could fail. Surely...?
Unless the bullet took a magic path and missed a lot of important shit and went through the rope - that would be unlucky.
You want to go for the Medulla oblongata - this is the part of the brain that regulates breathing, heart function blood pressure etcetera - it is sometimes referred to as the 'reptillian' part of the brain as it exists in even the most primitive of animals - it is thought in evolutionary terms that this is the part of the brain that the rest developed from.
It is the part you hope to smash with a good hanging to give almost instant death - snipers are also taught to aim for this area for a kill where involuntary actions - such as twiches - will be inlikely to occur - for example when a gun man is threatening to shoot hostages.
When some one is shot here, you see what is called the 'bag of water' effect - you just become a big bag of water and fall where you stand with no influence on how you go down as you are dead pretty much right away.
This will show you where it is.
A shot to any part of the brain that is not in blue is pretty much a guaranteed kill. The problem with going through the back of the throat is you have to get it dead streight, otherwise you will blow the back of your neck out or sever your spinal cord maing you a cabbage. Going from the back and up wards would be easier to ensure you get the right area, but as the skull is curved here it is pretty tough - not something I would choose with a .32 on top of the fact of how hard it would be to shoot yourself in the back of your head and make sure your aim was right.
I have already advised you on the way to do it - a method which you have mentioned - scientifically, my way is the best way to go for a quick, clean, humane kill.
After all, would you want some one - possibly a friend or loved one - to find you with your head smashed open like a pinyata? Then some poor cunt will have to clean it up, and blood, brain, skin and hair combined with a bullet usually means relaying floorboards and replastering a wall to get rid of all of the bits - of you.
One thing I will advise you on is that I was once swimming a mile or so offshore and near drown. By the time I had fought it was much as I could (as I actually did not want to die) slipping under and having lungs full of salt water seemed a nice release. Go for a long swim in some cold water?
Failing that, hold the gun upside down with the butt in your left hand, press the muzzle into the top of your stomache pressing in and under the sternum and use your right thumb - it should at least smash the fuck out of your aorta and you would bleed out in seconds.
Having said that, I am by no way encouraging you, I just think its a good discussion to have - having the knowledge of doing something does not mean you will do it and if you were that way inclined you would have went to play train chicken by now.
trx100; I don't believe in any afterlife, so I don't expect to go anywhere. As for my reasons, that's a long and complicated topic which I'll post in a bit.
Then just keep killing yourself until you come back as something you like
This is most likely what will happen.
dude you make me lawl sometimes. hows the weather in whatever the fuck state your in?
How's the weather? WTF:facepalm:
That's why you use hollowpoints. The whole idea with HP rounds is to stick into soft targets without ricocheting. I am however curious as to whether shooting yourself in the heart really does release all the brains blah blah whatever someone said.
You always take the risk of not dying in 5 or less seconds when using a gun. They don't call it Russian Roulette for nothing. Sometimes you win a quick death and sometimes you end up losing by coming out looking like frankenstein.
I want to fuck you so bad. Pm so we can "hoook up"
anyways, i agree with who ever said you need help with this. lol
no webcam, no help, no drugs. make it count. do it in public.
forehead my friend.
Soft and easy to get through, brains right behind it.
The idea of making the gun go up the chimney is really quite good. Just make sure it has enough strength first.
I don't know, man. Ever since Gabrielle Giffords got shot through the entire left side of her brain and lived, I'm wondering about the efficacy of gun suicides. Imagine how shitty it would be to wake up in a hospital after trying that.
Maybe you should opt for poisoning/overdose?
EDIT: Also, mind the brain-stem. It's where all of the essential things are controlled from, like breathing or circulation. Take that out, your body stops working.