How do you know if you were actually born on your birthday? — Totseans

How do you know if you were actually born on your birthday?

MayberryMayberry Regular
edited May 2011 in Spurious Generalities

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  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited May 2011
    Because I was fucking there, dipshit.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited May 2011
    So as soon as you popped out of your mommy's hoohah, you looked at the calendar at the wall and assumed the correct date was shown to you?
  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited May 2011
    I was hatched actually.

    And stop talking about my mothers hoohah.
  • DaktologistDaktologist Global Moderator
    edited May 2011
    It's a conspiracy
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited May 2011
    How do you know your given name is actually your real name? :o:confused::o
  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited May 2011
    Mayberry wrote: »
    How do you know your given name is actually your real name? :o:confused::o

    That would be irrelevant if your name isn't the same as the one you were given, i.e. name change.

    ;)
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited May 2011
    Well here's one problem with having the wrong name:

    Say your real name is Dave, but all your life you've been called Muhammad. So then you've been profiled as a terrorist, even though your real name would never be profiled that way :o
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited May 2011
    I don't. Thats why i celebrate my Birth every 3 rd wed. of the month.
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited May 2011
    maybe some lolz?
  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited May 2011
    I actually have an ex-gf that her parents couldn't decide on her name, and when she was born they named her Loretta, but a few months later they decided they didn't like it and started calling her Annette. So yeah obviously she has a lot of problems everyone calling her annette, when her real name is not annette.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited May 2011
    Cause my birth certificate says so, why would the doctor lie about that? He has nothing to gain from it man.

    Maybe the doctor commited a crime on a certain day, and needed an alibi, so he modified your birth certificate to show that he was delivering during the time of the crime.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited May 2011
    buddha wrote: »
    I actually have an ex-gf that her parents couldn't decide on her name, and when she was born they named her Loretta, but a few months later they decided they didn't like it and started calling her Annette. So yeah obviously she has a lot of problems everyone calling her annette, when her real name is not annette.

    So she knows that her name was changed to Annette.

    But the thing is that this conspiracy doesn't necessarily apply to everyone. It's like diseases. Some people have something, other people don't.
  • ducklipsducklips Regular
    edited May 2011
    everyday is my birthday
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited May 2011
    you must be old as fuck....
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited May 2011
    Another one:

    How do you know you were actually born where you were told you were born?


    Ex: You were told that you were born in a manger, but you were actually born into Roman nobility, but you became a religious nut and gave everything away to chat with people and then finally got crucified for being a maniac.
  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited May 2011
    buddha wrote: »
    I was hatched actually.

    And stop talking about my mothers hoohah.

    I liked your mothers hoohah. She kept it trimmed.
  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited May 2011
    you must be old as fuck....

    baHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    bornkiller wrote: »
    I liked your mothers hoohah. She kept it trimmed.

    You Sir, may talk about her hoohah all you'd like.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited May 2011
    How do you know your parents are actually your real parents?

    Don't say DNA test, because if they are commited to the lie, they'll find a way to get manipulated DNA in there.
  • BoxBox Regular
    edited May 2011
    What if you were born and whilst you were cleaned and sucked the fat out of your throat, you were accidentally mismatched for another baby whom is legitimate offspring of your fake parents? :eek:
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited May 2011
    Box wrote: »
    What if you were born and whilst you were cleaned and sucked the fat out of your throat, you were accidentally mismatched for another baby whom is legitimate offspring of your fake parents? :eek:

    If one set of parents was rich and the other was poor, it would really suck for the kid who got swapped to the poor.
  • NegrophobeNegrophobe Regular
    edited May 2011
    I've a very good memory.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited May 2011
    Negrophobe wrote: »
    I've a very good memory.

    Refer:
    Mayberry wrote: »
    So as soon as you popped out of your mommy's hoohah, you looked at the calendar at the wall and assumed the correct date was shown to you?
  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited May 2011
    Mayberry wrote: »
    How do you know your parents are actually your real parents?

    Don't say DNA test, because if they are commited to the lie, they'll find a way to get manipulated DNA in there.
    How do we know DNA is "actually" spelt D.N.A? :eek:
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