So as the title says I have just had a visit from the police, nothing to do with this site so dont panic.
I will post some background info first then the main story, im posting from my phone so sorry about the typos.
So Im currently living in the UK, me and my parnter live in a small sleepy village in the north of England, it has a shop/post office, a butchers and a pub, not much to do.
The village has a small creek running through it, seperating the village into 2 parts, one with mostly young familys and one with mostly old retired couples.
Allghough we are both in our early 20s (i look about 10 years older than I am) we live in the retirement home part, its the type of street who recently had a street party for the royal wedding. Everybody knows everybody down our street, apart from us, we get along with the people either side of us but and say hello but dont I feel we are treated like strangers even aftef being there a year.
The only people around our age are the family across the road, their son went to the girlfriends school but was a year or 2 below , and their daughter is learning to drive, so im guessing they are about 19 and 17, but have never actually spoken to them. Most kids that age would be having friends round or going out, these kids just stay at home and do nothing, hell they left the son on his own for a fortnight and even then he had no mates round.
So I got off my last 12 hour night shift this morning at 7, got home and went to sleep. About 10 I heard banging at the door but didnt anwser, a few momments later I see shadows on the window of somebody in our back yard, thinking its gippos looking for something to nick I get dressed and go outside, rounding the corner I find two police officers.
They ask my name and say the would like to ask some questions, since I have nothing to hide we go inside and I make them a cuppa.
So they say that they have a report of me exposeing myself, and I tell them that I have been asleep for the last few hours.
They tell me they got this report on sunday, its now wednesday and want my alibi for sunday night, I tell them the truth, after my third 12 hour shift in a row I get home at about half 7, have some tea and me and the missus watch some TV, shes up early the next morning and goes to bed around 9, I have a few ciders to unwind and watch something about a super prison, fall asleep at the end and the ads wake me up around 10, so I go to bed.
Later I wake up with a dry throat and a massive boner and slightly drunk, so I go to the kitchen and get a drink, I drink it at the table standing up, reading some junk mail and scratch my nutsack.
All of a sudden a the room is lit up by a car, reverseing into a drive across the road, then they put their high beams on and Im blinded, I frantically wave hopeing they will turn them off or I will never get back to sleep, forgetting Im naked, I then give up and head back to bed.
Now the police say that the people across the road reported coming back from a driving lesson and seeing me having a wank at the table.
I may have a decent size dick but to be able to see it clearly from that distance? NO, it turns out that they saw the my shadow on the wall behind me, it could have been anything, I could have been peeling a carrot for a snack and it would have looked the same.
Then I bring up the fact they put their high beams on, did they want to see more? Could they be charged with being a peeping tom?
I also mention its taken them this long to respond, and apparantly the people across the road knew I was working nights the last two nights so told the police to come today, that just sounds like somebodys watchkng my routine.
So the police belive my story, advise me to not walk round naked and close the curtains and they will talk to the people across the street but they doubt it will go further as its their word against mine with no other witnesses.
So thats the story, its not even safe to walk round your own home naked anymore.