I'm sitting naked in front of my computer

Malcolm X

So I took a dump a few minutes ago, nothing serious just a few pebbles, and i realized i didn't have any ass paper. So i jumped in the shower. Then i was like 'well i don't want to get back in those same clothes' so i got out the shower and now i'm naked.

What do?:o

Dysgraphia

Fap, duhhhh.

Unknown

Hahaha. That pebble thing gets me every time.

I often sit naked at the computer, its awesome.

Mayberry

I don't know why anybody wouldn't be naked in front of their computer.

Icee Weiner

Listen to this song, then consider fapping

Anonymous

Masturbate and then shove a highlighter in your ass.

jarkof

Icee weiner, I watched and now I am fapping. Good call man.