Don't think I've ever fapped while drunk. Had drunken sex plenty of times though.
I don't really enjoy it as much as when sober. Things get sloppy and undercontrolled, if you get me. Harder to get up/stay up and reach orgasm when drunk too. Sure, it's longer lasting sex which is always good, but yeah. I dunno.
Whatever you do don't beat your dick with soap/shampoo in the shower. I've lost more layers of skin due to both than I'll ever shed on the rest of my body.
Whatever you do don't beat your dick with soap/shampoo in the shower. I've lost more layers of skin due to both than I'll ever shed on the rest of my body.
Ouch. Soap in the jappy hurts like a fucking bitch as well.
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It takes a bit to get it up but once you do it feels great, even if you can't... It feels great.
I don't really enjoy it as much as when sober. Things get sloppy and undercontrolled, if you get me. Harder to get up/stay up and reach orgasm when drunk too. Sure, it's longer lasting sex which is always good, but yeah. I dunno.
When youve been left on the floor unable to get up by yourself and compulsively vomiting over and over you will know what being drunk is
That's called being "fucked out of your skull", there's a difference.
Ouch. Soap in the jappy hurts like a fucking bitch as well.