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How to crack a safe?

jackiesbabyjackiesbaby New Arrival
edited July 2011 in Man Cave
I have a small safe sitting in the closet in my room, left from the previous owner of the house. There's probably nothing in it, but hell, i'm curious. It's an old-school metal safe with a turning combination one (not digital).
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  • EchidnaEchidna Regular
    edited July 2011
    The only way I've ever opened a safe was by dropping it from something high, repeatedly. I threw one off the top of an abandoned crane at a quarry onto a concrete pad below multiple times.
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited July 2011
    Have you got any information on the type of safe it is? Maybe a picture or something? If it's a particularly big safe, you might have trouble opening it. Little ones can be taken up somewhere high and dropped with ease though, and you'll probably pop it. Hopefully there's nothing breakable inside!
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  • jackiesbabyjackiesbaby New Arrival
    edited July 2011
    it's about 2 feet by 2 feet. i could probably take it upstairs and toss it out the window, but i'd need help lifting it 'cause it's very heavy.
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  • DaktologistDaktologist Global Moderator
    edited July 2011
    Cutting torch perhaps. I have cracked those cheap digital safes by injecting salt water into the keypad with a needle and syringe. Thing just opened on its own, that and it locks again once it dries.
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  • LysdexicLysdexic Regular
    edited July 2011
    jackiesbaby wrote: »
    it's about 2 feet by 2 feet. i could probably take it upstairs and toss it out the window, but i'd need help lifting it 'cause it's very heavy.
    I will give you a hand for half of what evers in it.
    Im 6foot and weigh 100kg. I regually move 2 tons of product at work in about 40 minutes so getting your safe up some stairs sounds piss easy.
    You will have to feed me, but im not fussy.
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited July 2011
    Daktologist wrote: »
    Cutting torch perhaps. I have cracked those cheap digital safes by injecting salt water into the keypad with a needle and syringe. Thing just opened on its own, that and it locks again once it dries.

    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.....
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited July 2011
    How on earth do you crack a safe by injecting salt-water into it? Really, I'm curious...
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited July 2011
    trx100 wrote: »
    How on earth do you crack a safe by injecting salt-water into it? Really, I'm curious...
    maybe it is a nautical safe made to open if it goes overboard?
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  • PacoPaco me administrator
    edited July 2011
    trx100 wrote: »
    How on earth do you crack a safe by injecting salt-water into it? Really, I'm curious...

    This. :confused: I don't really understand how that would work at all..
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited July 2011
    If you fap into the keypad on a safe, will it open? I assume it's the same as salt water, as apparently jizz tastes salty ;)
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited July 2011
    trx100 wrote: »
    If you fap into the keypad on a safe, will it open? I assume it's the same as salt water, as apparently jizz tastes salty ;)
    What do you mean "apparently" :o

    LOL but seriously I'm grabbing a porno and going to the hardware store ASAP to test this they have a bunch of digital safes.
    Imagine an employee walking up to you "What are you doing sir???"

    "Just testing these, apparently some models you can jizz on and they open... UNGHHH ok I'll take this one, not the floor model though."
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  • DaktologistDaktologist Global Moderator
    edited July 2011
    trx100 wrote: »
    How on earth do you crack a safe by injecting salt-water into it? Really, I'm curious...

    I fucked with a safe I had when I was younger, I was surprised when it opened. It must interfere with the circuitry controlling the solenoid latch or something.
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited July 2011
    Torch it or just Google about the make/built. I am sure someone might have found a way to open it.
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  • DaktologistDaktologist Global Moderator
    edited July 2011
    Auschwitz Nazi Disneyland wrote: »
    It probably had a failsafe unlock on short circuit, so that the safe doesn't permalock when damaged. I find it hard to believe it started working again though - saltwater tends to permafuck electronics because it leaves somewhat conductive salt residue when it dries...
    From what i remember it stopped working after a year or so after i tried it, so the salt did cause damage to the locking circuit.
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  • PacoPaco me administrator
    edited July 2011
    Any news on the make and model of the same? That would really help out.
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  • waffleswaffles Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    plasma cutter or a hammer drill and start with a 1/4 bit in the center of the lock and keep getting bigher until there is no lock.
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  • LordWormLordWorm Regular
    edited July 2011
    Conical shaped charge directly above the lock mechanism should open it easily.
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