Masturbation Techniques

StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
edited August 2011 in Life
I once believed that everyone masturbates. I thought that people who say they don't are lying about it out of shame or modesty. I have only in the past year accepted that some people really just don't do it. It's a foreign concept to me because if without sex I am a chronic masturbater. I don't do it very often anymore because I don't have to these days when I do I usually in a hurry so its a simple quick jerk to get the job done. No lotion or oil "nothing but sweat inside my hand". Long ago however I would make sessions and that lasted for hours have a good time with myself. There was ball play and nipple rubbing and squeezing and biting myself and lotion and spit as well as light touching and gentle strokes with deliberate teasing to specific areas. I've made myself cum on without having to hold my penis in my hand. I've also fucked a certain pillow.

What do you do? We all have our quirks and fancies. There is no shame to be had about it because in some ways we are all sick fucks. So let's here your techniques.

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  • blindbatblindbat Regular
    edited July 2011
    I once believed that everyone masturbates. I thought that people who say they don't are lying about it out of shame or modesty. I have only in the past year accepted that some people really just don't do it. It's a foreign concept to me because if without sex I am a chronic masturbater. I don't do it very often anymore because I don't have to these days when I do I usually in a hurry so its a simple quick jerk to get the job done. No lotion or oil "nothing but sweat inside my hand". Long ago however I would make sessions and that lasted for hours have a good time with myself. There was ball play and nipple rubbing and squeezing and biting myself and lotion and spit as well as light touching and gentle strokes with deliberate teasing to specific areas. I've made myself cum on without having to hold my penis in my hand. I've also fucked a certain pillow.

    What do you do? We all have our quirks and fancies. There is no shame to be had about it because in some ways we are all sick fucks. So let's here your techniques.

    :eek: fucking dirty mother fucker.:facepalm:
  • Gary OakGary Oak Regular
    edited July 2011
    I keep it pretty simple . Porn+Lube= Squirt
    I can't leave out the lotion though. It just doesn't work.
  • AnimusAnimus Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    lube+hand = masturbation.

    I don't fucking understand how anyone would find dry masturbation pleasurable, yet many people do it.

    Saliva also counts as lube.

    Seriously, masturbation is better than sex.
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited July 2011
    jarkof wrote: »

    wtf does that have to do with you, stupid nigger.

    I jerk it in the shower. then cum my bar of soap then use it to wash myself
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited July 2011
    I have tried variety of techniques, from pillows to blankets and even foam and oh yes double hand rub. I always use lotions because otherwise it just doesn't work, also I find it quite pleasing to just use my imagination. I usually wank in my computer seat because I have to keep the headphones close to get the audio feet. I don't fap regularly only when I am frustrated or really mad. It really calms me down.
  • PlebertPlebert Regular
    edited July 2011
    Dfg wrote: »
    I have tried variety of techniques, from pillows to blankets and even foam and oh yes double hand rub. I always use lotions because otherwise it just doesn't work, also I find it quite pleasing to just use my imagination. I usually wank in my computer seat because I have to keep the headphones close to get the audio feet. I don't fap regularly only when I am frustrated or really mad. It really calms me down.

    I will now imagine you masturbating furiously whenever you post anything, ever.

    My feelings are mixed.

    In entirely unrelated news, I rub it dry.
    Also, I find the shower to be over-stimulating, and flaky jizz turns up in weird places hours later.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited July 2011
    Plebert wrote: »
    I will now imagine you masturbating furiously whenever you post anything, ever.

    My feelings are mixed.

    In entirely unrelated news, I rub it dry.
    Also, I find the shower to be over-stimulating, and flaky jizz turns up in weird places hours later.

    Hot, now I add a special update for you whenever I post.

    Penis Update: Sleeping with a dull smile.
  • DaktologistDaktologist Global Moderator
    edited July 2011
    I always fap dry, although i do use lotion every so often.
  • AnimusAnimus Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    I always fap dry, although i do use lotion every so often.

    Christ, man, how?

    Is it easier if you're uncut?
  • MarineBoatMarineBoat Regular
    edited July 2011
    Take a shit and put on a glove. Tickle your prostate.

    Cum loads like a pig orgasm last longer too.
    Animus wrote: »
    Christ, man, how?

    Is it easier if you're uncut?
    Uncuttus Phallus here and the foreskin is like a turtleneck. Better with lube and stimulating the bellend directly but without it it still works. It's like when you have a fuck on your chest and you want to itch it but without making it bleed so you itch it though your shirt.
  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited July 2011
    wtf does that have to do with you, stupid nigger.

    I jerk it in the shower. then cum my bar of soap then use it to wash myself

    Good to have you back.
  • DaSkipperDaSkipper Regular
    edited July 2011
    I hate the feel of lube. Maybe I've just been using the wrong lubes but dry masturbation feels so good.
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited August 2011
    wtf does that have to do with you, stupid nigger.

    I jerk it in the shower. then cum my bar of soap then use it to wash myself

    Wrong clip actually. I will try and find the right one. If you know louis CK you would get what reference it was supposed to be right away. But I will try and find you a clip. And replace it with the original. Sense you asked so nicely.
  • Sarahlov3lySarahlov3ly Regular
    edited August 2011
    I use this stuff called (just like me) from pure romance+ my fingers=what I do. Change it up from my index to my middle finger and start light with a little tickle action on my clit and gradually get a little rougher the closer I get to finishing.
  • AnimusAnimus Acolyte
    edited August 2011
    It seems most girls I know use clit to masturbate, even the ones I know I have given g-spot orgasms. Isn't g-spot supposed to simply feel better?
  • MrBennMrBenn Regular
    edited August 2011
    Fleshlight...ribbed anal one is best ;)
  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited August 2011
    ^ yes cocklet breath, fap is what the discussion is about. Do you have anything to actually contribute to it? One word sentences really won't do. Try harder or just STFU.... Acolyte :)
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited August 2011
    fap
    :facepalm:

    Bro at least try.

    I learned a new technique thanks to Paco, you just turn your cat over and rub your dick against her fur. Orgasmic.
  • (nameless one)(nameless one) Regular
    edited August 2011
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited August 2011
    Dfg wrote: »
    :facepalm:

    Bro at least try.

    I learned a new technique thanks to Paco, you just turn your cat over and rub your dick against her fur. Orgasmic.

    You could do that. Orrrrr... you could turn the cat over and try something else. Its small but I am sure you can fit.
  • TraumTraum Regular
    edited August 2011
    Spit + Hand + Porn = Squirt. Or if I'm drunk and don't feel like doing it myself, I call some random girl... the drunker I am... the less attractive the girl. Funny how that works.
  • AverageAverage Regular
    edited August 2011
    I probably do the worst thing when it comes to masturbating, I tug, and squeeze. Pretty much leaves me fucked when it comes to real sex, I can never cum. I think it's true when they say masturbation can lead to you not cumming during sex. But I can't seem to quit for the life of me.
  • CrimsonCrimson Semo-Regulars
    edited August 2011
    gonna agree with average^ here although i dont masturbate often (dos equis guy) but when i do, i screw myself over for ten minutes during sex. then we get into the swing of things and it doesnt cause anymore problems.
  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited August 2011
    Masturbating before sex doesn't really screw me over that way however I've been blessed with the ability of multiple orgasms without going limp 80% of the time. You jelly?
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