Lol what a fucking nutjob

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  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited September 2011
    Can you please send that document to me?
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited September 2011
    LOL he has a little dick...

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  • ShadyTrollShadyTroll Regular
    edited September 2011
    For a long period of time, he was mute. Lol. :facepalm:
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited September 2011
    I bet a retard like this couldn't even hold this job.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited September 2011
    Well, it seems he needs help. Guys Karma :).


    *fades out*
  • BukujutsuBukujutsu The Angry Inch
    edited September 2011
    ShadyTroll wrote: »
    For a long period of time, he was mute. Lol. :facepalm:

    I was not mute, I just rarely talked unless necessary/spoken to.
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited September 2011
    Bukujutsu wrote: »
    I was not mute, I just rarely talked unless necessary/spoken to.

    What about your sign twirling little spic dick?
  • ThirdRockFromTheSunThirdRockFromTheSun <b style="color:blue;">Third<em style="color:pink;">Cock</em>FromThe<em style="color:brown;">Bum</em
    edited September 2011
    I enjoyed reading this. I don't know why, but I laughed when I saw that they prescribed his Fish Oil.
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited September 2011
    I enjoyed reading this. I don't know why, but I laughed when I saw that they prescribed his Fish Oil.

    I know right? What they should do is just turn this unit into fish oil.
  • ShadyTrollShadyTroll Regular
    edited September 2011
    Bukujutsu wrote: »
    I was not mute, I just rarely talked unless necessary/spoken to.

    You know that's not normal, right?
  • BukujutsuBukujutsu The Angry Inch
    edited September 2011
    Why would I care about what's normal?
  • dr rockerdr rocker Regular
    edited September 2011
    Bukujutsu wrote: »
    Why would I care about what's normal?

    You probably wouldnt. You might care about train or bus timetables however as I envisage you jumping under one of them.

    Shady, how the fuck did you get that doc. Did bukake jujitsu send it to you? I doubt any psyc would have given that assessment to a client...
  • ShadyTrollShadyTroll Regular
    edited September 2011
    dr rocker wrote: »
    You probably wouldnt. You might care about train or bus timetables however as I envisage you jumping under one of them.

    Shady, how the fuck did you get that doc. Did bukake jujitsu send it to you? I doubt any psyc would have given that assessment to a client...

    Malice posted them on &Z.

    http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?p=2826576#post2826576
  • NegrophobeNegrophobe Regular
    edited September 2011
    I wouldn't expect you, the sperglord Malice, to ever do such a thing. People with Aspergers tend to have a hard time ever accepting responsibility for anything they do wrong, it's always someone or something else's fault, somehow.
  • BukujutsuBukujutsu The Angry Inch
    edited September 2011
    I'm incapable of doing something wrong. You see, if I truly thought something was wrong, I wouldn't do it.

    Let's take a man who doesn't have the money to pay for his wife's treatment. So he robs a bank, he's guilt ridden, he thinks it's wrong, terrible, but he feels he "had" to. His action wasn't bad or wrong, it was good. He valued the well being of his wife more than the pain stealing would cause him.

    If I did something that most humans would see as "bad", let's say blow up an orphanage, I would have done something good, because I create my own reality, mine is the only one that really matters going by what I call the board game way of life*.

    But let's say that my values later change, that later it turns out I've made a mistake and that action caused me a net loss, displeasure. Well, then I've simply made a mistake. Would you say that you've done something wrong if you lose control of your car and kill someone? You could have improved your driving skills, maybe if you had been a better driver it wouldn't have happened, but wouldn't not have improving your skills as much as possible been a mistake too? But then are limits of the human body, limits of time, who knows if you would have stumbled on a way to surpass them. But we could go even "higher" and question free will. Maybe there's no need to go beyond energy and matter shifting around. But the rule is that that's boring, so I say I'm eloquent and proclaim that I am infallible, incapable of wrong and guilt.

    * We could base everything on the scientific process, but then how would we really live? So many of our values and behaviours are based on things that aren't quite scientific, that are grey areas. And if all we know is that we know nothing, why continue ___ at all? I say that since it's all ___ we make up some rules to spice things up! Life is Calvinball!

    You see, I'm not a monster, I'm just ahead of the curve.
  • NegrophobeNegrophobe Regular
    edited September 2011
    TL;DR

    Sperg somewhere else please.
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited September 2011
    Bukujutsu wrote: »
    I'm incapable of doing something wrong. You see, if I truly thought something was wrong, I wouldn't do it.

    Let's take a man who doesn't have the money to pay for his wife's treatment. So he robs a bank, he's guilt ridden, he thinks it's wrong, terrible, but he feels he "had" to. His action wasn't bad or wrong, it was good. He valued the well being of his wife more than the pain stealing would cause him.

    If I did something that most humans would see as "bad", let's say blow up an orphanage, I would have done something good, because I create my own reality, mine is the only one that really matters going by what I call the board game way of life*.

    But let's say that my values later change, that later it turns out I've made a mistake and that action caused me a net loss, displeasure. Well, then I've simply made a mistake. Would you say that you've done something wrong if you lose control of your car and kill someone? You could have improved your driving skills, maybe if you had been a better driver it wouldn't have happened, but wouldn't not have improving your skills as much as possible been a mistake too? But then are limits of the human body, limits of time, who knows if you would have stumbled on a way to surpass them. But we could go even "higher" and question free will. Maybe there's no need to go beyond energy and matter shifting around. But the rule is that that's boring, so I say I'm eloquent and proclaim that I am infallible, incapable of wrong and guilt.

    * We could base everything on the scientific process, but then how would we really live? So many of our values and behaviours are based on things that aren't quite scientific, that are grey areas. And if all we know is that we know nothing, why continue ___ at all? I say that since it's all ___ we make up some rules to spice things up! Life is Calvinball!

    You see, I'm not a monster, I'm just ahead of the curve.

    You are not ahead of the curve you are behind the 8 ball bozo.
  • Pile of JewsPile of Jews Regular
    edited September 2011
  • BurnBurn Regular
    edited September 2011
    TL;DR

    This.
  • proudclod9proudclod9 Regular
    edited September 2011
    Bukujutsu wrote: »
    I'm incapable of doing something wrong. You see, if I truly thought something was wrong, I wouldn't do it.

    You see, I'm not a monster, I'm just ahead of the curve.

    I hope you realize the stupidity of what you're saying.

    If you can't provide for yourself, e.g.--you have to rely on some alphabet soup entity to feed you, clothe you, give you food stamps, pay for your medication, etc. You can't claim yourself to be free...and as much as you might want to justify that facet of your life...it's a prettty big part of life.

    I've never met somebody that ENJOYS having to rely on something that isn't ALWAYS dependable.

    So, before you stake claim to this imaginary high road you've envisioned in your mind, remember this: everything is connected--no matter how tangentially; and action starts with thought, but the modes of cogitation and ambulation are so interrelated, that they can be hard to seperate.

    Make sense?

    And one more question--what good could EVER come from blowing up an orphanage?

    Honestly. I can't think of a situation, however twisted that would give you, or anybody else reason to do that/
  • BukujutsuBukujutsu The Angry Inch
    edited September 2011
    You're all too stupid to understand what I'm saying. I didn't expect any better, it's pretty damn typical.
  • BurnBurn Regular
    edited September 2011
    ^^ yeah, either that, or you're too stupid to understand what everyone else is saying. Majority rules on this one.
  • DaktologistDaktologist Global Moderator
    edited September 2011
    Fucking assburger.
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited September 2011
    Bukujutsu wrote: »
    You're all too stupid to understand what I'm saying. I didn't expect any better, it's pretty damn typical.



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    This clearly shows it is you who is lacking the abilty to comprehend not others.

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    Yet another indicator that it is your insight and reasoning that is lacking and not others.


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    So basically a guy who can't even walk and chew gum at the same time is telling others they are stupid. :facepalm:


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    Do you understand percentile? You are at the bottom of the brain barrel son. The only thing that keeps you from actually being the bottom of the barrel are those with autism, down syndrome, and those on life support.
  • BukujutsuBukujutsu The Angry Inch
    edited September 2011
    Gee, I wonder if I may have been faking to get SSI. :rolleyes:
  • DaktologistDaktologist Global Moderator
    edited September 2011
    Bukujutsu wrote: »
    Gee, I wonder if I may have been faking to get SSI. :rolleyes:

    You should have been drowned at birth. Fucking aspie.
  • proudclod9proudclod9 Regular
    edited September 2011
    Bukujutsu wrote: »
    You're all too stupid to understand what I'm saying. I didn't expect any better, it's pretty damn typical.


    Just answer my question:
    what good could EVER come from blowing up an orphanage?


    If you can't concoct a scenario in your head that would legitimize it, well then, not only are you pathetic, you're also a fucking leech.

    I'm sorry, I know you're sensitive and all--probably why you're in fag central.
  • BukujutsuBukujutsu The Angry Inch
    edited September 2011
    I would enjoy it, that's good.
  • proudclod9proudclod9 Regular
    edited September 2011
    NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
  • DaktologistDaktologist Global Moderator
    edited September 2011
    Bukujutsu wrote: »
    I would enjoy it, that's good.

    Like how you enjoyed molesting that poor defenceless cat you sick cunt.
  • dr rockerdr rocker Regular
    edited September 2011
    Bukujutsu wrote: »
    Gee, I wonder if I may have been faking to get SSI. :rolleyes:

    Highly doubtful. Anyone commiting benefit fraud who had enough brain cells to do so would not post their psyc assessment which could very easily identify them to the authorities online.
  • BurnBurn Regular
    edited September 2011
    Bukujutsu wrote: »
    I would enjoy it, that makes me fucked up.

    Fix'd
  • BukujutsuBukujutsu The Angry Inch
    edited September 2011
    dr rocker wrote: »
    Highly doubtful. Anyone commiting benefit fraud who had enough brain cells to do so would not post their psyc assessment which could very easily identify them to the authorities online.

    They'd have no case as long as you kept your mouth shut. What are the odds of it even happening?
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited September 2011
    Bukujutsu wrote: »
    They'd have no case as long as you kept your mouth shut. What are the odds of it even happening?

    You have already proven by your inability to have simple voice conversation in TeamSpeak that this eval is accurate and not some concoction you have whipped up to get the lousy pittance you exist on. Anyone intelligent enough to fool a battery of test and a team of trained medical professionals to this extent could easily hold a conversation without running out of the "room" claiming to hate the human voice.

    Your pathetic attempt to backtrack on you previous claims now that everyone here sees you for the walking brain stem that you are is obviously some lame attempt to save your "e-rep" born from the embarrassment you have caused yourself by exposing yourself as a barely functioning retard.
  • BukujutsuBukujutsu The Angry Inch
    edited September 2011
    Anyone intelligent enough to fool a battery of test and a team of trained medical professionals to this extent

    It wasn't even difficult. You'd have to be a retard not to get away with fooling them.
  • DaktologistDaktologist Global Moderator
    edited September 2011
    Bukujutsu wrote: »
    You'd have to be a retard not to get away with fooling them.

    So you admit to being retarded.
  • ShadyTrollShadyTroll Regular
    edited September 2011
    Bukujutsu wrote: »
    Gee, I wonder if I may have been faking to get SSI. :rolleyes:

    What a pathetic attempt to save face. We know you didn't fake it. CAT MOLESTER.
  • ShadyTrollShadyTroll Regular
    edited September 2011
    Lol. Malice posted his pic on &Z & he's fucking fat. :facepalm: Not surprising, tho. He PM'd me asking me to post it on here. :facepalm: Another mentally ill attention seeker.
  • BukujutsuBukujutsu The Angry Inch
    edited September 2011
    Aww, you're mad. :(

    https://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=2973474&postcount=5873
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    Just got back from Grocery Outlet a while ago motherfuckers. Picked up 9 pounds of bacon, they have my brand back in stock in the Oakland location. Unfortunately I haven't seen it at the Berkeley location in a while, which is only about a 30-40 minute walk away.

    Good deal too. It used to be $5 for a 3lb pack, but they jacked it up to $5.50. Still a lot better than what other brands cost.

    Ha, my eyes look hilarious in that picture. I wish I could show you.

    Only pussies diet at 170lbs when strength training.

    Come at me bros, this is what a real man looks like.
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited September 2011
    Bukujutsu wrote: »
    Aww, you're mad. :(





    Only pussies diet at 170lbs when strength training.

    Come at me bros, this is what a real man looks like.

    Man? That looks like a fat plump little hairless boy to me son.
  • proudclod9proudclod9 Regular
    edited September 2011
    I'd venture to guess that you're about 15-25 percent bodyfat.

    Nice, man.

    hahaha
  • BukujutsuBukujutsu The Angry Inch
    edited September 2011
    Man? That looks like a fat plump little hairless boy to me son.

    Post pics of yourself or shut up. I train for strength, not looks. Do you know what the difference is? Ever done a real squat or deadlift?


    proudclod9 wrote: »
    I'd venture to guess that you're about 15-25 percent bodyfat.

    Nice, man.

    hahaha

    Well, I am half sitting, so that's going to make my stomach look bigger, but I do have a good amount of fat over it. I have no interest in a six pack, I don't even have a cooler to put it in.

    "Is that what a real man is supposed to look like?"

    Talk shit about looking plump to Zydrunas Savickas or Benedikt Magnusson.

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  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited September 2011
    Bukujutsu wrote: »
    Post pics of yourself or shut up. I train for strength, not looks. Do you know what the difference is? Ever done a real squat or deadlift?





    Well, I am half sitting, so that's going to make my stomach look bigger, but I do have a good amount of fat over it. I have no interest in a six pack, I don't even have a cooler to put it in.

    "Is that what a real man is supposed to look like?"

    Talk shit about looking plump to Zydrunas Savickas or Benedikt Magnusson.

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    First of all you are an internet big mouth/tuff guy and not a professional strongman. Secondly I will play your tuff guy game this one time. This is where I train. So the next time you are in the Mentor, Ohio area stop on into the studio and we can "work out". One thing you should know though is there are no tournaments in this art form as it is a killing art and not a fighting art.

    But yeah, come back into teamspeak and we can work out the details of this "meeting" if you can do without bacon for 6 months and save your money for a cross country bus trip you pathetic little attention whore.
  • BukujutsuBukujutsu The Angry Inch
    edited September 2011
    You've gotta be kidding me, just one look at that website and I know it's bullshit. :facepalm:

    "World Kung-Fu Federation"? What are you, 12?

    Oh no, I hope you don't hit a pressure point and I die 3 days later. :rolleyes:
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited September 2011
    Bukujutsu wrote: »
    You've gotta be kidding me, just one look at that website and I know it's bullshit. :facepalm:

    "World Kung-Fu Federation"? What are you, 12?

    Oh no, I hope you don't hit a pressure point and I die 3 days later. :rolleyes:

    Maybe instead of looking just once you should do some serious research on who Guy Savelli really is assburger.

    Of course with your diminished mental capacity we can't expect you to be capable of reading past the first couple of sentences of anything without losing all comprehension of the presented material.

    *EDIT*

    I guess he must have pulled the wool over the eyes of Mike Gillette, former SWAT Commander and Executive Bodyguard.
    Mike has, by necessity, pursued a life-long study of strength and conditioning methods. He served for several years as a Police Academy Fitness Trainer and later as a Physical Training Specialist for the Army National Guard. He has personally trained under such luminaries as Bob Hoffman, former Physical Education Faculty at West Point and former Director of the US Army’s Physical Fitness School; and Ed Thomas, one of the world’s leading physical culture experts. More recently, Mike began training in the performance of strongman-style feats of strength, studying with such notable practitioners as Dennis Rogers and Jon Bruney. And to better understand the connection between mind and body, Mike has trained with Guy Savelli, best known for introducing unconventional operator enhancement techniques to the US Army Special Forces community.
  • ShadyTrollShadyTroll Regular
    edited September 2011
    Bahahahahahhaha, Malice is so fucking fat. ROFL. 9 lbs of bacon. Oh My God. :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
  • BukujutsuBukujutsu The Angry Inch
    edited September 2011
    Jesus fuck Shady, I'm not going to eat it all at once, don't be dense.

    How much does your husband weigh? Does he have "teh ripped abzorz"?
  • ShadyTrollShadyTroll Regular
    edited September 2011
    Bukujutsu wrote: »
    Jesus fuck Shady, I'm not going to eat it all at once, don't be dense.

    How much does your husband weigh? Does he have "teh ripped abzorz"?

    Stop fishing for my family's PI. You make me sick.
    Bukujutsu wrote: »
    Post pics of yourself or shut up. I train for strength, not looks.

    What does your strength matter if you rarely leave your apartment? Lol. :facepalm:
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited September 2011
    ShadyTroll wrote: »
    Stop fishing for my family's PI. You make me sick.



    What does your strength matter if you rarely leave your apartment? Lol. :facepalm:

    Why are you avoiding a response to my reply to your dismissal of Huc Chung Kun Tao? Is it that I presented too much information for you to process or did you actually read it and realize that your initial response was born from the sheer ignorance your assburger brain affords you?
  • BukujutsuBukujutsu The Angry Inch
    edited September 2011
    Guy Savelli was another model for Cassady. Though he now owns a dance studio in Cleveland, Savelli had once worked with Special Forces at Fort Bragg, teaching soldiers a form of “paranormal martial arts.” He also taught them “remote influencing,” the art of using one’s mind to influence others. It was Savelli who apparently killed a goat at Goat Lab by simply wishing it dead. Savelli later told Ronson that he had also performed the feat on a hamster.

    God you're naive. You actually believe this bullshit? You're like Ate on Zoklet.
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