Ode to the Freezer
"Ode to the Freezer"
Cold, cold, cold
The freezer is but a slave of appliance
So devoted in in it's art
Too timid for defiance
It is told, told, told
To work every day and every night
Clocked in twenty-four
Never less and never more
The slaving freezer has but one goal
To create a Hell behind it's doors
And in it's depths the food can sleep
Until the day that one must eat
It rumbles on and rumbles forth
It churns ahead and never stops
For the paycheck it will never make
Just cold as fuck for goodness sake
Culinary prison
Death camp for the chicken nuggets
The ice cream and pizza victims
Auschwitz risen
Cold, cold, cold
The freezer is but a slave of appliance
So devoted in in it's art
Too timid for defiance
It is told, told, told
To work every day and every night
Clocked in twenty-four
Never less and never more
The slaving freezer has but one goal
To create a Hell behind it's doors
And in it's depths the food can sleep
Until the day that one must eat
It rumbles on and rumbles forth
It churns ahead and never stops
For the paycheck it will never make
Just cold as fuck for goodness sake
Culinary prison
Death camp for the chicken nuggets
The ice cream and pizza victims
Auschwitz risen