No, I'm not talking about my pubic hairs. Outside the window of my flat is a large bush,
Buddleja to be precise. It takes up basically all of the view outside which sucks balls. I COULD try talking to the receptionist and see if I can get something done about it, but there's a problem - they've fenced off the back area of the building so no one can actually get out there, not even someone who works here. You can't even reach it from the other side of the bush either as it's also inaccessible.
Basically, I need to get rid of this shit. Does it die off in the winter? Should I spray some toxic shit out of the window and hope it reaches the bush?
Oh, and I can't open the window very much at ALL as there's some dumb safety restrictions on it.
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EDIT: Oh, and Thirdrock, I can barely get my freakin' HAND out of the window let alone anything to cut it. Even if I could get something out there, I wouldn't be able to manuver it to cut the branches
Ideas for homemade extendable hedge trimmers?
Then you must follow the instructions on the safe use of herbicide, land owners permission, public liability insurance if you are doing it on land which is not yours etcetera...
You are probably better off giving a chav £5 to get rid of it for you. They will most likely set fire to it. Is it close enough to your building to be a worry that a 14 year old Ford Escort has been set fire to in the bush?
No pain no gain ... If you really want to trim that bush you will find a way over it ... I believe in you
Man you gotta post a pic of that bro.
Will do shall go looking for it this afternoon. Hope it's still as clean as when Security said "man did you see this penis someone made on the grass by where you lived in your first year?"
"Yes....I made it"
"Quality!"
Edit - Delivered!
Here it is, although slightly faded. Not seen it since the start of last year, so just over a year ago. You do realise that means I will be buying another 2kg bag of salt to do it all over again with, right? Painted the vague position of the shaft and balls. Got some odd looks from a girl sitting in her ground floor room as I was laughing and taking photos of the grass before walking away.
I hope that image is working for you lot. it looks corrupted as fuck to me. If not, just say and I'll go and reupload/edit it. Very odd
Petrol is a good weedkiller, use a weedsprayer for range.
Its cheeper than real weedkiller also.
Petrol is a good weedkiller, use a weedsprayer for range.
Its cheeper than real weedkiller also.
That is the shit you want.