Women and words.
chippy
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"FINE"
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.
"FIVE MINUTES"
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only
five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch
the game before helping around the house.
"NOTHING"
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing"
usually end with "Fine."
"GO AHEAD"
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you
are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
"THAT'S OKAY"
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman
can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to
think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay
for your mistake.
"THANKS"
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say
"you're welcome."
Funny, BUT TRUE!
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.
"FIVE MINUTES"
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only
five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch
the game before helping around the house.
"NOTHING"
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing"
usually end with "Fine."
"GO AHEAD"
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you
are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
"THAT'S OKAY"
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman
can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to
think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay
for your mistake.
"THANKS"
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say
"you're welcome."
Funny, BUT TRUE!
Comments
No, they really are not.
Amen to that brother. And the OP is spot on with all of them from the get go.
Sucks to hear about the other half, Spinster. Maybe you should apply your name to her? I've found a harem of women work well. Numerous booty calls and a private life ftw.
Shit, maybe that's why I'm called Patrick Bateman sometimes on nights out...
Ah HAHAHA OMG far out!
Yeh thinking over dumping her for a while, she just not the same person who a met anymore. Its hard though because she has father issues and I dont want her to hate men for the rest of her life because I broke up with her badly
EDIT: Her mate said he would feed it to his pit bull, my methoed is rather humane compard to his.
Me: what have I done?
Her: youve been a fucking asshole to me
Me: HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU SAY THAT TO ME?
arguement over
WHY U TALKING!
Is my women broken?
"Oh this plug socket is really in need of a repair" or "I should really take the dog for a walk", implying my Dad should do it all after working 8am to 7pm which slowly gets him down and explains why a crate of 24 cans of Belgian beer I bought him went in a week. As for you Spinster, I'd suggest giving it a break. Daddy issues are no fun at all. In my experience (which I'm sure is a lot less than yours) means said Woman looks for a hybrid mix of boyfriend and Daddy partner which, let's be honest, isn't going to work out too well. It's not your fault. She just needs to grow up, accept life, move on and either return sane or sod off.
And yep, I get called a few names. Be it like my Dad - "Mr Discretion" (or "Onion" as I never reveal my history and tell different people different things/layers so nobody has the full image of me), or "Machete", "Patrick Bateman" or "Mr Nice". Funnily enough most of them have double meanings but all relate to relationships and my attitude towards them.
Trust takes years to build, but a moment to shatter. Assuming you are telling the truth, which I don't doubt at all with the whole "manly" things, then she has nothing to worry about. Give her time away and not in an abandonment way (unless you want to) in order to get her thoughts together. Obviously this comes with risks, like her finding a new bloke within a few weeks, not coming back, or seeing you as taking the easy way out.
Woman logic. It just doesn't compute. Glad I know a few Women with Male minds that get the whole banter side to life. Self-mocking, blokey-ness and the meaning of a good friendship as opposed to materialism.
If I were you I would make a big thing of apologising unreservedly for being honest. not in a sarcastic way though. Make it plain you will think twice about being honest in a similar situation next time.
Or you could try playing her at her own game. Do the silent bit, when she asks what's wrong come out with something like, I thought you knew me better than you do. Then let her drag out of you that you thought she knew you to be honest about things in your relationship. Trouble is, playing them at their own game is dangerous. You need to be good at it to succeed.
I feel like she is taking everything out on me thats going wrong atm, when I feel se should be discussing it with me, give her something to lean on if you will.
Thanks for the advice guys, Im going to let the dust setting then wait for her to come to me. I think we need to apoligize with each other, I know its risky but hey there is plenty more girls out there!
She is rather immature, Im 19 and she is 17. I am her first boyfriend, where as I have had a few girls before and had my heart torn to pieces and with that come some maturity. also im better at games, lets just say she broke up with me before and I had her back within a month. lol