a rattlesnake head first
a tube of super glue that you just took the cap off of
an m-80 with the fuse sticking out then light it
a live pufferfish
1000 fire ants in a time release capsule just smalll enough to fit set for 5 minutes
There's a difference between homophobia and simple disagreement/distaste for the act ya know.
I was just joking in my last post btw.
Yes of course, I was also joking. It's TOTSE, don't forget, HB
Anyways, if you don't believe me, here's a true story: In grade 9 I told everyone I was gay just for the fun of it. And it was quite fun. Why I did it I have no idea. Then in grade 10 I told everyone I was straight and nobody thought anything else of it. Sometimes people still call me gay, and we all have a laugh.
Wow DFG it seems that you have given this a lot of thought. Sheesh.
Well I wish i could tell you my dick because i really wanted to braid my pubic hairs with your ass hairs. All well your loss. How about a light bulb. then you can plug it into something somehow and call it a glow in the dark ass.
Start with a pen to warm it up a lil bit, then move on to some kind of permanent marker pen since it's thicker, you know, loosen that asshole a lil bit, and soon you'll be able to shove a whole pepsi can in there!
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THOSE ARE YOUR CHOICES! GET TO IT NAO!!
a tube of super glue that you just took the cap off of
an m-80 with the fuse sticking out then light it
a live pufferfish
1000 fire ants in a time release capsule just smalll enough to fit set for 5 minutes
Pencil
Marker
Three fingers
And then
Carrot
Cucumber
Cricket Bat [Grip Side]
Base Ball Bat [Grip Side]
and then
Stripper pole.
Unicorn Horn
Elephant Tusk
Rhino Horn.
And then
My dick.
lololol
i'm gonna go out of the box here and say a hi-lighter
So that when you shit them out, you can say you're shitting bricks.
Zok's big black cock
fix'd.
Lol, seriously zok is clearly a nigger but your correct he does have a tiny cock
I'm hoping for the love of god that Anonymous is a girl. Otherwise I'm going to have to facepalm the two of you
Why? Are you homophobic?
You know, they say people who have strong feelings against homosexuals are actually closet homosexuals themselves.
There's a difference between homophobia and simple disagreement/distaste for the act ya know.
I was just joking in my last post btw.
Yes of course, I was also joking. It's TOTSE, don't forget, HB
Anyways, if you don't believe me, here's a true story: In grade 9 I told everyone I was gay just for the fun of it. And it was quite fun. Why I did it I have no idea. Then in grade 10 I told everyone I was straight and nobody thought anything else of it. Sometimes people still call me gay, and we all have a laugh.
Well I wish i could tell you my dick because i really wanted to braid my pubic hairs with your ass hairs. All well your loss. How about a light bulb. then you can plug it into something somehow and call it a glow in the dark ass.
or how about a new york times bestseller hardcover book so you can say you shit classics.
or how about a Yoda figurine so you can say you shit Toyotas
or how about a bottle of seltzer water so you can say you shit bottles of seltzer water
anything else isnt worth it
Also, pics or it didn't happen
You will never find it.
Dirty fucking spics can't make shit except that nasty fucking, useless tar.