ATTN: Rolf

Rolf

Rolf is onto you, imitating fucker. Perhaps here the PINKO COMMUNIST OVERLORDS of Zoklethaim will not allow the false Rolf to continue existence, for this false Rolf is not beautiful, not the true Rolf. Some may find this false Rolf to be a good false Rolf, but that is in fact false, for Rolf is the only Rolf, all pretenders are not Rolf. Rolf is brilliance, therefore Rolf is inside all of you, yet none of you are Rolf.

Dfg

All hail our mighty Lord, Rolf.

*Bows*

Giomanach

All Rolf our mighty Rolf, Rolf.

SophiaSandbox

I applaude you our Lord and Saviour Rolf, and wish you many wenches!

anarchomaniac

All rolf rolf rolf, new alien overlords, rolf!

There is no rolf but rolf, our one and only rolf! Rolf-ahu akbar!

Vizier

Sir Rolf has once again graced us with his prescence in these new fine boards. All hail mighty Rolf, King of Rolfheim!

Anal Probe Deluxe

Even when Rolf is false, Rolf speaks the truth. Even if Rolf is not, Rolf is.

ALL HAIL ROLF

mafiabro

Rolf needs a calling card for his brotherhood.

mashlehash

Rolf belongs here.

Nightside

Welcome back sir Rolf

jamie madrox

Good to see ya Rolf

Giomanach

Rolf seems to like Christina Applegate: