Rolf is onto you, imitating fucker. Perhaps here the PINKO COMMUNIST OVERLORDS of Zoklethaim will not allow the false Rolf to continue existence, for this false Rolf is not beautiful, not the true Rolf. Some may find this false Rolf to be a good false Rolf, but that is in fact false, for Rolf is the only Rolf, all pretenders are not Rolf. Rolf is brilliance, therefore Rolf is inside all of you, yet none of you are Rolf.
There is no rolf but rolf, our one and only rolf! Rolf-ahu akbar!
ALL HAIL ROLF