Sometimes when I'm bored.....
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Let's get creative. Basically, the format is "Sometimes when I'm bored, (I do something) and pretend (I'm something else).
For example:
Sometimes when I'm bored, I dress up in camouflage and sit in the garden and pretend I'm a bush.
Sometimes when I'm bored, I go to the sex shop and check out Fleshlights and pretend I'm a gynecologist.
Sometimes when I'm bored, I cover myself with Vaseline and slide around the kitchen and pretend I'm a slug.
Sometimes when I'm bored, I dress up in leotard and go to the mall and look all lost and pretend I'm a time traveler.
Sometimes when I'm bored, I duct tape my feet together and flop around by the pool and pretend I'm a beached whale.
Sometimes when I'm bored, I cook something nice only to stare at it and pretend I'm an African orphan.
Go ahead, add your own!
Let's get creative. Basically, the format is "Sometimes when I'm bored, (I do something) and pretend (I'm something else).
For example:
Sometimes when I'm bored, I dress up in camouflage and sit in the garden and pretend I'm a bush.
Sometimes when I'm bored, I go to the sex shop and check out Fleshlights and pretend I'm a gynecologist.
Sometimes when I'm bored, I cover myself with Vaseline and slide around the kitchen and pretend I'm a slug.
Sometimes when I'm bored, I dress up in leotard and go to the mall and look all lost and pretend I'm a time traveler.
Sometimes when I'm bored, I duct tape my feet together and flop around by the pool and pretend I'm a beached whale.
Sometimes when I'm bored, I cook something nice only to stare at it and pretend I'm an African orphan.
Go ahead, add your own!
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Sometimes when I'm bored, I wrap myself in a blanket and pretend it's the invisibility cloak from Harry Potter.
Sometimes when I'm bored, I hold my cat up and pretend I'm Rafiki and my cat is Simba.
Doesn't follow the format.
Sometimes when I'm bored, I play with magnifying glass by the ant hill and pretend I'm the wrath of god.
Sometimes when I'm bored, I go to the daycare centre and go berserk and pretend I'm the Incredible Hulk.
Fuck the format. Would you like me to make something up? That is what I do when I am bored.
Sometimes when I'm bored, I sing like a girl and pretend I am a little girl.
Sometimes when I'm bored, I touch a flute and pretend I am Goingnowhere.
Sometimes when I'm bored, I see a girl and I pretend I am gay.
Sometimes when I'm bored, I see a guy and I pretend I am a terrorist.
Sometimes when I'm bored, I touch my mouse and I pretend I am batman.
Sometimes when I'm bored, I touch my penis and I pretend I am touching my ass.
Sometimes when I'm bored, I play with my hair and I pretend it's your hair.
Sometimes when I'm bored, I open totseans and I pretend I am a highly educated insecure camel humping troll terrorist.
Make sense.
Sometimes when I'm bored, I go to the pet shop and whirl the aquariums and pretend I am Poseidon.
Sometimes when I'm bored, I buy hamsters and use them to recreate the Saw movies.
That is the point of this thread.
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Sometimes when I'm bored, I cover myself with butter and pretend I'm a delicious stack of flapjacks.
Sometimes when I'm bored, I cover myself with strawberry jam and pretend I'm a newly-born alien hybrid.
You have now bored me, I am going to sleep.
Sometimes when I'm bored, I do things I wouldn't ever tell another human being unless I was either going to die for sure, or am wasted and talking too much...
Sometimes when I'm bored, I wear my shoulder holster and kevlar vest round the house.
Not really that much that's weird, as I tend to do stuff to make me NOT bored...when I'm bored.