So you configured you Mobile Phone Bluetooth while your Shiny new Sound System..

Dfg

So for my birthday my parents got me a new sound system speaker for my bedroom. My house is a fairly small, ranch style, with my room located almost right in the center of my home. Whenever I'm using my speaker the whole house pretty much knows exactly what I'm playing lyric for lyric. I recently just figured out how to play my music from phone through my speaker via bluetooth, here's where I fucked up.

I was about to take a shower after a long day at work, everyone in my family is at home preparing for dinner. I turn on the shower and decide "maybe I'll rub one out really fast before I jump in". I take out my phone and pull up my favorite porn website. Trying to be fast I click on one of the first videos I see without reading the title or anything. I pressed play on the video and made sure the volume wasn't too loud for anyone to hear, but no sound was coming from my phone. I start to worry that I broke my phone some how throughout the day, so I keep messing around with the volume and fast forwarding through various parts of the movie hoping it was just a weird video issue. Nothing is working. I decide that I wasn't going to take a shower and in was going to hurry to the apple store to see what's wrong with my phone before it closed for the night. I let the video play as I wash my face and brush my teeth, not thinking anything of it. I walkout of my bathroom and I hear moaning and screaming from my bedroom almost as soon as I step out. I quickly realize that I didn't turn off my Bluetooth and my phone automatically synced up to my speaker. I grab my phone from my pocket and I see a video of a girl squirting as she's getting fucked hard. I'm not sure what it is but girls squirting videos but they are much louder then girls normally are in porn, I mean she was literally screaming at the top of her lungs and yelling out every sexual profanity. My mind was going a mile minute I was torn between turning down the volume and just closing out of the video. I finally end up closing out of the video.

I walk past my dining room to get to my bedroom and I glance over to see my family is all seated at the dinner table. I hear my sister dying of laughter and my mom yelling at her under her breathe telling her to shut up. I havnt left my room since, my family probably thinks I'm into some hardcore freaky sexual porn, I guess this will all blow over after a few awkward days. Ugh, on the bright side my phone isn't broke.

TLDR: I blasted hardcore porn through out my house via Bluetooth from my phone to my new speaker system. My whole family heard and probably thinks I'm into some kinky shit.


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Elektrobeagle

Interesting, I do that at best buy with the stereos tho its so funny

Dfg

Interesting, I do that at best buy with the stereos tho its so funny

I actually have my Phone linked to a Sound System in some Sony display center, I do want to try playing some music outside of the Display center just to see if it work

Elektrobeagle

Interesting, I do that at best buy with the stereos tho its so funny

I actually have my Phone linked to a Sound System in some Sony display center, I do want to try playing some music outside of the Display center just to see if it work

If you do, either put super high pitched noise, or porno sounds. They won't be able to tell its you because the Bluetooth and the overprotective moms putting their hands over the kids ears saying "let me speak to manager or I'll sue!" Lol.

Dfg

Interesting, I do that at best buy with the stereos tho its so funny

I actually have my Phone linked to a Sound System in some Sony display center, I do want to try playing some music outside of the Display center just to see if it work

If you do, either put super high pitched noise, or porno sounds. They won't be able to tell its you because the Bluetooth and the overprotective moms putting their hands over the kids ears saying "let me speak to manager or I'll sue!" Lol.

It's Pakistan so I doubt anything like that will happen, plus not many have the phone configured in that fashion . But I will think of something.