When You Give a Tree an Email Address
A funny story about Tree's with email addresses:
The city of Melbourne assigned trees email addresses so citizens could report problems. Instead, people wrote thousands of love letters to their favorite trees.
"My dearest Ulmus," the message began.
“As I was leaving St. Mary’s College today I was struck, not by a branch, but by your radiant beauty. You must get these messages all the time. You’re such an attractive tree.”
The privacy advocate in me was amused as well...The trees can literally read my email.
Someone should host a social network for trees only. Fuck! Imagine the traffic. **rolleyes**