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Criticize Yourself

PigPig Regular
edited July 2010 in Spurious Generalities
Because you're an asshole and you know it.

  • I'm prejudice against foreigners, fat people, and the elderly.
  • I'm too lazy.
  • I procrastinate too often.
  • I'm selfish, and would gladly put others on the line in favor of my own job security.
  • I'm cheap, and often mooched off my parent's money even when I could afford something.
  • I'm constantly self-conscious about the opinions of my coworkers, family, and friends.
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  • CaesarCaesar Regular
    edited July 2010
    Most negative qualities become badges of honour on the internet for some reason. I am basically fantastic in everyways anyways.
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  • Oink The PigOink The Pig Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    i think ill criticize you instead
    Pig wrote: »
    • I'm prejudice against the elderly.

    wat
    Pig wrote: »
    • I'm prejudice against fat people.

    we all are
    Pig wrote: »

    • I'm too lazy.
    • I procrastinate too often.

    same fucking entry 2ice
    Pig wrote: »
    • I'm constantly self-conscious about the opinions of my coworkers, family, and friends.


    uhh.. oh... congratulations i guess on being human and passing the psychopathy test?
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  • chompchompchomskychompchompchomsky Regular
    edited July 2010
    1. I have a vauge-ness about me that borders on negligence.
    2. I am overly sensitive, even aggresive, when drinking.
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  • PigPig Regular
    edited July 2010
    Oink The Pig wrote: »
    i think ill criticize you instead

    wat

    we all are

    same fucking entry 2ice

    uhh.. oh... congratulations i guess on being human and passing the psychopathy test?


    Congratulations on thinking of an original name.
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  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited July 2010
    - I'm way too fucking nice
    - I don't like fat people
    - I fap too much
    - I wish I weren't living sober
    - I sing way too much
    - girls always say something like "I guess he's cute" when asked
    - I have very low standards and am promiscuous
    - I procrastinate like I'm going for the olympics
    - I like my job
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  • mashlehashmashlehash Regular
    edited July 2010
    I poop too much.

    beavis4burgerworld.jpg
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  • Dumpster SlutDumpster Slut Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    i procrastinate often - and thats all ill write for now
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  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm indecisive and once I make up my mind to do something I find any excuse to not do it, or alternatively presume it'll just get fucked up and not bother. Not this time tho.
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  • TruthWielderTruthWielder Regular
    edited July 2010
    -My smile is usually fake.

    -I'm usually putting up a pleasant front so people will like me and my friends wont alienate me for being the critical bastard I am.

    -I'm usually pretty fake to those around me unless I purposely try not to be so.

    -Totse is/has been my release.

    I'm working on those^^
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