I Still Don't Trust Plants

Pig

All that growing and shit, it still creeps me the fuck out.

Mayberry

What, you've never grown? Or shitted?

Pig

I can't recall the former.

Mayberry

Ah, then I can see how it creeps you out. Here, have a glass of milk.

Helladamnleet

But plants grow almost noticeably, and in some cases noticeably. Like that one kind of bamboo that grows like an inch an hour? Thats fucked up.

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Pig wrote: »

I can't recall the former.

You may not .... But THEY do

wolfie

Neither does Christopher Walken.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/16417/saturday-night-live-googly-eyes-gardener

Mayberry

LSA King

^^^^^^^^ lol fucking B movies.


What gets me is how damn fast Weeds grow. It's freak'n ridiculous sometimes when you're trying to keep your place maintained. Grass too needs to slow the fuck down. Mowing weekly is just a goddamn nuisance.

Daily

I'm growing Oleander as I type. I wanna extract some of its juices and do some cool stuff with it. Even though the Oleander plant is toxic, I'm not sure about its extract in raw form. Some say it's still poisonous, while others say it's not at all.

Maybe I'll put some of it in someone's tea and see what happens.

Oink The Pig

lmao this poser a moderator... :o

Daily

Oink The Pig wrote: »

lmao this poser a moderator... :o

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LSA King wrote: »

^^^^^^^^ lol fucking B movies.


What gets me is how damn fast Weeds grow. It's freak'n ridiculous sometimes when you're trying to keep your place maintained. Grass too needs to slow the fuck down. Mowing weekly is just a goddamn nuisance.

And if you decide to say fuck it, insects take a liking to the grass and next thing you know, you have gnats and fleas everywhere. Vines like Virginia Creeper suck too

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Walken needs to see this.

StephenPBarrett

Maybe you would actually be scared by the movie The Happening. Evil plants everywhere! Run from the grass!

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MissingMuse wrote: »

Maybe you would actually be scared by the movie The Happening. Evil plants everywhere! Run from the grass!

Or ...



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Unknown

Plants are great. I have 2 big plants in my bedroom, and I've started growing 4 smaller versions using bits taken off of one of them.

I also grow tomatos and strawberries out in the yard. They're pretty gay though, birds just eat the fruit off.

Pig

And you thought it was just a children's book.

Fetus-Smasher

I recall OP's concern in an episode of Colbert report the other day. If you people can't come up with good posts by yourself, then don't fucking post. Jesus fucking shit.

Pig

Fetus-Smasher wrote: »

I recall OP's concern in an episode of Colbert report the other day. If you people can't come up with good posts by yourself, then don't fucking post. Jesus fucking shit.

Except that I don't watch that garbage; nice try.

Unwyred

Mayberry wrote: »

I wish all plants were like this.

Vizier

I need to buy Venus Flytraps sometime in my life :thumbsup:

Agent 008

Mayberry wrote: »

Haha, I thought I was the only one who had seen that movie!

thatsMYdog

Helladamnleet wrote: »

But plants grow almost noticeably, and in some cases noticeably. Like that one kind of bamboo that grows like an inch an hour? Thats fucked up.

That's fucking creepy

Mayberry

^Yeah, I think the Nammers in Nam put bamboo shoots under prisoners and would just let them grow and impale the prisoners.

Pig

thatsMYdog wrote: »

That's fucking creepy

I don't trust them.

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trx100 wrote: »

Plants are great. I have 2 big plants in my bedroom, and I've started growing 4 smaller versions using bits taken off of one of them.

I also grow tomatos and strawberries out in the yard. They're pretty gay though, birds just eat the fruit off.

Cage, bruh. Mockingbird tried to take my blueberries. I showed her punk ass.

thatsMYdog

I don't trust pants

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Mayberry wrote: »

^Yeah, I think the Nammers in Nam put bamboo shoots under prisoners and would just let them grow and impale the prisoners.

Kudzu in ideal conditions (most of the eastern US) can grow up to one foot-per day

FON

Watch out for that camphor laurel! I hear they're planning a chemical attack on the human race in the form of carcinogens!!!

Hammer Tank

i epically failed at trying to grow weed

Pope

I bought a venus fly trap and it wouldnt close its mouth, so I took a blowtorch to it, and its mouth started moving, I feel terrible

Mayberry

Pope wrote: »

I bought a venus fly trap and it wouldnt close its mouth, so I took a blowtorch to it, and its mouth started moving, I feel terrible

If it's mouth is closed, how the hell is it supposed to catch insects?

/commonsense

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Hammer Tank wrote: »

i epically failed at trying to grow weed

LOL Fail troll. Failing at that is like failing to breathe.

Vizier

Pope wrote: »

I bought a venus fly trap and it wouldnt close its mouth, so I took a blowtorch to it, and its mouth started moving, I feel terrible

You played too much Mario Bros man

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Mayberry wrote: »

If it's mouth is closed, how the hell is it supposed to catch insects?

/commonsense

Lulz

Hammer Tank

Anal Probe Deluxe wrote: »

LOL Fail troll. Failing at that is like failing to breathe.

its true, the plant is still alive but it looks like hell

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Hammer Tank wrote: »

its true, the plant is still alive but it looks like hell

As long as it's alive, you've not fuck up yet. Clones, brah, clones.