Basic guide to dealing drugs and not getting beat up/caught

MegaKushMegaKush Regular
edited August 2010 in Man Cave
So i know everyone in my city knows these rules but ill just post them just so you all can benefit maybe.

1. Only sell to people you know. Don't let friends give other people your number. this is stupid and will get you caught or jumped. Open air drug selling is harder, you really have to know what you are doing, i dont recommend going up to random people and offering them drugs.

2. Get a cellphone. You can't sell with someone else's phone, or by telling people where you live. they should know as little about you as possible. People also need drugs all times of the day, so having a phone will allow you to be available more often.

3. Use a nickname. dont let people know your real name, especially people that you dont really know. they will toss your name around like they have no respect, its better if they think your name is something other than your real one.

4. Buy low, sell high and get quality over quantity. Dont buy the quarter of shitty blow just because it is 100$ cheaper. You have to have the highest quality you can get, even if you have to give the customers less they will come back because they know it is higher quality. You can still make the same profit if you buy the more expensive product.

5. Dont have people come to your house unless they are close friends (duh)

6. This is important depending on what neighborhood you live in. Dont declare that you are "slanging" "dealing" or "selling". Just offer to help people out. dont go out there and tell people what you are doing. Sometimes other dealers will get mad that you are selling in their territory and they will jack you, so its better to keep low.

7. Be consistent. Dont give people alot some times and a little bit other times. this just pisses the customer off. they like it when you give the same amount each time, they get what they expect so they are happy. getting a scale also goes along with this.

8. Dont get high off your own drugs. this will cut into your profits. buy a personal supply if you want to get high

feel free to add more

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  • ch1rpch1rp Acolyte
    edited August 2010
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  • MacgruberMacgruber Semo-Regulars
    edited August 2010
    ch1rp wrote: »
    this
  • SolverTSolverT Acolyte
    edited August 2010
    9. No credit; not even to your best fucking friend, shit can get messy.

    10. Woman will get you caught, you piss her off in someway she will
    snitch/get you set up.

    11. Never carry more than you need, leave the rest somewhere safe

    12. Don't act like a flash motherfucker, do no throw cash around you will get caught/set up
  • MegaKushMegaKush Regular
    edited August 2010
    All very good rules as well
  • ImaginariumImaginarium Regular
    edited August 2010
    Know how to hide yr fucking drugs, both at yr stash spot (NOT YOUR FUCKING HOUSE) as well as on yr person. Be cool & upfront with customers, don't fuck them around in order to make a quick buck if you plan on dealing for any appreciable amount of time. Hook up loyal customers but do it in a legit setting so bitches don't complain. Raves & shit are a great place to sell but it can be really sketch, too. Have a car. Never do big business deals while fucked out of your mind. Have a sober friend you can trust. Know the drugs you're selling. Don't sell to little kids or dumb people. Trust your fucking gut. If it feels wrong, get the fuck out. Put aside some money for a lawyer and/or court fees. Don't get busted for doing something stupid, if you're going to do something else illegal (trespassing, vandalism, theft, whatever) don't have anything on you. Respect the cops as enemies. Never sell from your house.
  • edited August 2010
    Know how to hide yr fucking drugs, both at yr stash spot (NOT YOUR FUCKING HOUSE) as well as on yr person. Be cool & upfront with customers, don't fuck them around in order to make a quick buck if you plan on dealing for any appreciable amount of time. Hook up loyal customers but do it in a legit setting so bitches don't complain. Raves & shit are a great place to sell but it can be really sketch, too. Have a car. Never do big business deals while fucked out of your mind. Have a sober friend you can trust. Know the drugs you're selling. Don't sell to little kids or dumb people. Trust your fucking gut. If it feels wrong, get the fuck out. Put aside some money for a lawyer and/or court fees. Don't get busted for doing something stupid, if you're going to do something else illegal (trespassing, vandalism, theft, whatever) don't have anything on you. Respect the cops as enemies. Never sell from your house.

    Always trust your gut when getting ready to engage in any sort of illicit activity.
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited August 2010
    Buy in quantity and sell in quantity don't get into the small shit it only leads to more exposure,.
  • MegaKushMegaKush Regular
    edited August 2010
    Depending on what drug you are selling thats a good idea too. The more legitimate dealers i know sell 20s and up only.

    but with pills and crack/meth you can't really do that because people often don't buy large amounts
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited August 2010
    I guess I could have worded that a little better. What I was trying to say is deal to dealers. Does that make more sense?
  • ImaginariumImaginarium Regular
    edited August 2010
    ^^Don't deal with end-users, basically. Or users in general, which is fairly good advice but it can be hard for some people to start off with enough weight to be able to do that.
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