If ever there's a round 2, we should set up a webcam in a room full of kitties and tape each contestant's name onto the cat. As we all know, god kills a kitten everytime you masturbate.
So the only cats left will be the ones that are in the room. Ingenious except for one thing. First of all there will be rebels who try to hide the kittens and if we killed them all how would they come back. I like the kitties.
Lmao ok well we have a plan. You heard em men. Kill all the kittens and cats. Oh and on a serious note somebody needs to fill us in on who is left. I want to know who else I have to beat before I win.
Lmao ok well we have a plan. You heard em men. Kill all the kittens and cats. Oh and on a serious note somebody needs to fill us in on who is left. I want to know who else I have to beat before I win.
I'm still in this too and I probably won't jerk off for a long time. I'm going back to Kent soon and I might even get laid before I fap it again if I try hard enough.
There is a 0% that i will be giving in. I promised myself i wont jack it till i find a girl to do it for me. Besides i feel so much better now that i have stopped to the point where i can't see myself ever going back to it! :eek:
But if you guys want a round 2 then Jarkoff and I will just join the new one... Well i will at least, i don't really care about winning since it's just a competition against yourself.
Yeah I agree with zingalong. I mean I am not going to be doing it anytime soon so there is no point in even counting me till the next round. At the moment I cant.
I would like to tell myself "okay dude, just once a week" but i know that after that first taste of forbidden fruit, i will just be back to my old habits.
The amazing thing i have found about not jacking it is that i stop going red in the face like kinkou. I'm blonde with fair skin and i have a tendency to go red when embarrassed or if i eat too quickly etc. After i stopped jacking i have stopped having hot flushes. Seriously, this effect is far better than any pleasure of masturbation. Even if it is just a coincidence that is further accentuated by a placebo like effect... It's worth it. :mad:
I don't know where you guys are getting all these positive effects of not masturbating from...when I stopped...I didn't notice shit. The one good thing that came from this contest is that I was fapping like every night before, and now I only fap like once every 3-4 nights. It's pretty swell.
I remember there was this study that said most guys can't go 3 weeks. I found it harder the first 3 days though. When you feel like jacking off just don't entertain the thoughts and do something else. I'm starting to have better workouts now ~ on day 10.
I'm kinda over this, i really wanna have a fap... But i wont, simply because i dug my grave with all that crap i said before... I gotta get laid and quick...:mad:
I'm kinda over this, i really wanna have a fap... But i wont, simply because i dug my grave with all that crap i said before... I gotta get laid and quick...:mad:
Same
I will get laid before I jack off again. Ok maybe not laid but at least make out...
I will get laid before I jack off again. Ok maybe not laid but at least make out...
Come to perth and we will hit up every bar and club in the city, not stopping until we get some!!! I would have done this already but all my friends are pussies that would rather play starcraft and watch TV then try to get laid.:mad:
Well for me it has been two weeks since i last fapped and i'm thinking of dropping out of the competition. I have proven to myself i can easily go two weeks and that masturbation doesn't have a hold over me. I'm definitely going to cut back though, no more 2-3 times a day. I have not fapped yet but i'm opting out of the comp.
Congrats to everyone who lasted two weeks +, it is no small achievement.
I woke up with a massive boner today. I took a shower and it slowly began to subside, but it gets harder everyday. I walk in the street, I see a girl and I'm like... shit, I wanna tap that so bad.
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Steppenwolf hasn't won...
I'll do another update tomorrow.
No homo?
Oh I thought it was just the 2 of em left.
So yeah, game's still on.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/here-comes-judge
There's a lot more than just those three left.
8/5:
Imaginarium
Vizier
Intoxicated Shaman
FingerBlaster
Jarkof
8/6:
blindbat
minor69ner
Wooden Pints
A Pimp Named Slickback
Out:
Blunderful
MJsaurus
DirtySanchez
FrY
OvvarT
BitterConflict
Fanglekai
Morningside
Big baby jesus
Dfg
Icee Weiner
Malcolm X
People
Masturbatron
Mayberry
Cloudcat
Gorilla Guts
:mad:ijuana
Steppenwolf
Evil_monkey
Zingalong
TruthWielder
The amazing thing i have found about not jacking it is that i stop going red in the face like kinkou. I'm blonde with fair skin and i have a tendency to go red when embarrassed or if i eat too quickly etc. After i stopped jacking i have stopped having hot flushes. Seriously, this effect is far better than any pleasure of masturbation. Even if it is just a coincidence that is further accentuated by a placebo like effect... It's worth it. :mad:
And then there were 11....
Just to let everyone know.
Same
I will get laid before I jack off again. Ok maybe not laid but at least make out...
Come to perth and we will hit up every bar and club in the city, not stopping until we get some!!! I would have done this already but all my friends are pussies that would rather play starcraft and watch TV then try to get laid.:mad:
Well if you won then I am confused how I got disqualified.
Congrats to everyone who lasted two weeks +, it is no small achievement.
Still standing strong though.
I'll get an update in here tonight.