Official: Master of your domain contest thread

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  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited August 2010
    I will say this just so it is known. I am still standing strong. I will admit after this long it is starting to get pretty tough. But I will win this one.
  • MasturbatronMasturbatron Regular
    edited August 2010
    Update.

    8/5:
    Imaginarium
    Vizier
    Intoxicated Shaman
    FingerBlaster
    Jarkof

    8/6:
    blindbat
    Wooden Pints
    A Pimp Named Slickback

    Out:
    Blunderful
    MJsaurus
    DirtySanchez
    FrY
    OvvarT
    BitterConflict
    Fanglekai
    Morningside
    Big baby jesus
    Dfg
    Icee Weiner
    Malcolm X
    People
    Masturbatron
    Mayberry
    Cloudcat
    Gorilla Guts
    :mad:ijuana
    Steppenwolf
    Evil_monkey
    Zingalong
    TruthWielder
    minor69er
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    Good work. I'm impressed with how long you guys can last. I didn't really give it my best effort, but it's unlikely I'd go 3 weeks without.
  • minor69nerminor69ner Acolyte
    edited August 2010
    Im still in.
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited August 2010
    Damn I thought I was close to winning and now I find there is five left on just the first day. I dont know if I can hold this up much longer.
  • minor69nerminor69ner Acolyte
    edited August 2010
    zingalong wrote: »
    Come to perth and we will hit up every bar and club in the city, not stopping until we get some!!! I would have done this already but all my friends are pussies that would rather play starcraft and watch TV then try to get laid.:mad:

    haha we aren't too far from each other im in guam...

    but yea im not gonna jack off till I win this contest or hook up.
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited August 2010
    ^
    Oh yeah I forgot that I can still have sex with others. I will seek out a women. That will replenish me and allow me to last longer.
  • minor69nerminor69ner Acolyte
    edited August 2010
    I'm officially signing out...I already went 18 days. That's long enough. Today I kept flirting hardcore with this girl in class then when I was walking back to my desk I pretended to squeeze by her like there wasn't enough room and rubbed my dick on her ass :o:o:o
  • minor69nerminor69ner Acolyte
    edited August 2010
    I fucking came everywhere, it got all over my mouse and chair. My balls feel 10 lbs. lighter. :)
  • MasturbatronMasturbatron Regular
    edited August 2010
    I just edited to post to remove minor69er. I would also like to ask that these people listed below please make a post in this thread soon to show that you're still in. If you don't post by the end of the week stating that you're still in I'm going to remove you from the contest. This is only because quite a few of these guys have basically disappeared, and I'd hate for this contest to go on forever because someone forgot about it and never removed themselves.


    8/5:
    Imaginarium
    Vizier
    Intoxicated Shaman
    FingerBlaster
    Jarkof

    8/6:
    blindbat
    Wooden Pints
    A Pimp Named Slickback
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited August 2010
    I jarkof finally went home and was no longer in the midst of friends at all times so therefor temptation took me yesterday and I am no longer in the contest. I am proud to have made it to the finally participants. Congratulations to the winner whoever it may be.
  • FingerBlasterFingerBlaster Regular
    edited August 2010
    I've been too high to jerk off :cool:
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited August 2010
    I thought I had some serious will power to for lasting as long as I did. Its hard to believe that there are others that still are going strong.
  • Wooden PintsWooden Pints Acolyte
    edited August 2010
    Oh my I want to fap so bad.
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited August 2010
    I must say I hate loosing but if I had to choose what game I would like to loose most it is this. Do it man. DO IT!!! And speaking of the game to those who know you all just lost it.
  • VizierVizier Regular
    edited August 2010
    Well, I still haven't fapped but now I want to fuck someone so bad.
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited August 2010
    I do believe that in the rules sex is allowed. Just no pleasures to one self including any forms of self pleasure besides hand to cack. Like having sex with an animal is all for ones self. The animal is not doing it for you.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    Only on totse would people fuck animals to win a no masturbation contest.
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited August 2010
    Exactly why I brought it up. Anything is a possibility here so I had to lay out the possible option of interspecis erotica.
  • OnTheFringeOnTheFringe Acolyte
    edited September 2010
    this thread has single handedly increase rape by 30 percent
  • FingerBlasterFingerBlaster Regular
    edited September 2010
    my nuts are full :angry:
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited September 2010
    Yeah Holy shit I cant believe that people are still holding strong.
  • zingalongzingalong Regular
    edited September 2010
    Well who is still in? I've started again and i'm 2 days clear!
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited September 2010
    This contest doesn't look fun anymore :o
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited September 2010
    Ok we need to end this because it's gone on for too long. Anyone who can last for an entire month gets bragging rights in my opinion. However, we need a winner already so I can unsticky this thread.

    Shall we make it that whoever is still in must post in this thread within the next 3 days or you're out? I don't want this thread to sit stickied in the forum for months. I guess whoever is still in can decide if they want to keep going or just end it. I don't care either way, but I'm going to unsticky the thread soon.
  • AlbinoEthiopianAlbinoEthiopian Regular
    edited September 2010
    Holy shit i didn't know this was still going on....
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited September 2010
    Yeah, and we need a winnar.
  • FingerBlasterFingerBlaster Regular
    edited September 2010
    I am still in motherfuckers :cool:
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited September 2010
    Well you are currently the only candidate for being nominated the winner finger balster. We will see if anyone will challenge that.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited September 2010
    So is FingerBlaster teh winrar?
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited September 2010
    I'll give it til tomorrow. If no one else is still in, he shall be declared the WINNAR
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited September 2010
    Damn he's still in it. I feel like I epically failed now not lasting 2 days.:(
  • zingalongzingalong Regular
    edited September 2010
    The saddest thing for me is after my 14 day stint during this comp, i have tried about 3 more times to stop jacking but never lasted more than a week. Basically, unless im in some organised event i can't help myself.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited September 2010
    K so here's the deal. Anyone still in has had plenty of notice to report back. When I get off work tonight I'm going to check the thread one last time and see if anyone else is still in. If not, FingerBlaster shall be declared the WINNAR of the no fap contest.
  • FingerBlasterFingerBlaster Regular
    edited September 2010
    I no longer feel the urge to bust a nut, however ugly bitches turn me on now. Feels good and bad man
  • FingerBlasterFingerBlaster Regular
    edited September 2010
    I'll tell you all about it ;)
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited September 2010
    Since no one else has responded, I officially declare FingerBlaster the winner of the Master of Your Domain Contest. Congratuations and happy fapping!!
  • MasturbatronMasturbatron Regular
    edited September 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    Since no one else has responded, I officially declare FingerBlaster the winner of the Master of Your Domain Contest. Congratuations and happy fapping!!

    Now go give that dick of yours some much needed attention, champ!
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited September 2010
    Dear FingerBlaster,
    domainmaster.png
  • FingerBlasterFingerBlaster Regular
    edited September 2010
    I would like to thank my parents for believing in me, and of course Jesus for always being there for me and keeping me away from temptation.
  • SHANE14SHANE14 Regular
    edited September 2010
    anyone else want to go again? Last time for me was saturday but I'm willing to start from any time really
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited September 2010
    SHANE14 wrote: »
    anyone else want to go again? Last time for me was saturday but I'm willing to start from any time really

    Not yet we all need time to recuperate but we should do this a little more planned and organized soon. It was well done but I am sure we can get more people this time. And we could set a date like 2 weeks before or something so that way people have time to plan instead of just a day and a half.

    Oh and FingerBlaster congratulations the better man won.
  • Agent 008Agent 008 Regular
    edited September 2010
    I will be starting this Saturday.

    I have been lacking energy and motivation lately. This will help.

    Also, I am going on holiday at the same time, and I've noticed that I have no desire to masturbate while on holiday for whatever reason - guess I have more fun things to do. Coincidentally, I also seem to rediscover joie de vivre at the same time.
  • SHANE14SHANE14 Regular
    edited September 2010
    shweet I like the 2 weeks notice idea, it's probably uneccessary but ohwell. The recoop thing is fair enough though. I'll be back
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited September 2010
    SHANE14 wrote: »
    shweet I like the 2 weeks notice idea, it's probably uneccessary but ohwell. The recoop thing is fair enough though. I'll be back

    Well it was a slight exaggeration I just wanted to state that the next night at midnight is not enough time to prepare.
  • SHANE14SHANE14 Regular
    edited September 2010
    jarkof wrote: »
    Well it was a slight exaggeration I just wanted to state that the next night at midnight is not enough time to prepare.

    yeah sorry, I wasn't really keeping track, I should have adleast checked the dates of the last posts. Ahwell, this gives me time to enjoy some 3D porn
  • SkinDeepSkinDeep Semo-Regulars
    edited September 2010
    Does FUCKING count?
  • zingalongzingalong Regular
    edited September 2010
    Start a new thread plox.
  • SHANE14SHANE14 Regular
    edited September 2010
    well I've started from yesterday, I couldn't be assed waiting any longer
  • kaloosakaloosa Regular
    edited December 2010
    What ever happened to this? I figured this thread would never die.
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