Life Lessons Learned
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What are some lessons you've learned better from?
1. Keep your receipts, at least for a month.
2. Righty tighty, lefty loosey.
3. Regardless of how simple it sounds, you can't eat a tablespoon of cinnamon. You can't.
1. Keep your receipts, at least for a month.
2. Righty tighty, lefty loosey.
3. Regardless of how simple it sounds, you can't eat a tablespoon of cinnamon. You can't.
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And why can't I eat a tablespoon of cinnamon. I think I can. I love cinnamon.
Threaded objects (screws, nuts, etc.) almost universally spin to the left to unlock, and to the right to tighten.
drink at least 8 cups of water a day
milk your parents as much as you can before they kick you out
Never underestimate people's willingness to do stupid shit or to escalate a situation.
Do not threaten a Kangaroos Joey, lest you be kicked in the chest.
Do not fuck with Cassowaries.
Do not pick at blisters.
Holy shit. I love you.
This goes with mine. Always encrypt "personal" files and information and "securely wipe" every file and get in the habit. Computer history is a mother fucker.
the world dont move to the beat of just one drum
buy something that is of high quality, rather than something that is cheap because it will last you longer than buying a lot of the cheap ones.
admitting youre wrong when you are not is a sign of maturity
being a man is all about taking responsibility
dont say anything you wouldnt want to say infront of the whole world
experiences are worth more than possessions (the main reason why I am going to go to europe in a few years, rather than not move out of my parents, or get a car)
you cant change anyone besides yourself
if there is a girl that you really want, but she is happily taken, let her be, have comfort in knowing that guy makes her has happy as you would like to (or in my case, that girl makes her as happy as I would like to)
same here pope now that im geting older every1 is like go 2 colege and do things u dont wanna do and spend all ur money on a car so u will get stuck in the same sity and never get 2 do anything cool cus ur werking ur hole life so that u will have a good job that wont ever let u take 3 months off 2 go 2 europe!!!!!!!11
ppl r stupid man
It's rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual
A step by step booklet for you to get
your game on track, not your wig pushed back
Rule nombre uno: never let no one know
how much, dough you hold, cause you know
The cheddar breed jealousy 'specially
if that man fucked up, get your ass stuck up
Number two: never let em know your next move
Don't you know Bad Boys move in silence or violence
Take it from your highness (uh-huh)
I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for they bricks and chips
Number three: never trust no-bo-dy
Your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up
Hoodie to mask up, shit, for that fast buck
she be layin in the bushes to light that ass up
Number four: know you heard this before
Never get high, on your own supply
Number five: never sell no crack where you rest at
I don't care if they want a ounce, tell em bounce
Number six: that god damn credit, dead it
You think a crackhead payin you back, shit forget it
Seven: this rule is so underrated
Keep your family and business completely seperated
Money and blood don't mix like two dicks and no bitch
Find yourself in serious shit
Number eight: never keep no weight on you
Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jobs too
Number nine shoulda been number one to me
If you ain't gettin bags stay the fuck from police (uh-huh)
If niggaz think you snitchin ain't tryin listen
They be sittin in your kitchen, waitin to start hittin
Number ten: a strong word called consignment
Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
If you ain't got the clientele say hell no
Cause they gon want they money rain sleet hail snow
Follow these rules you'll have mad bread to break up
If not, twenty-four years, on the wake up
Slug hit your temple, watch your frame shake up
Caretaker did your makeup, when you pass
Your girl fucked my man Jake up, heard in three weeks
she sniffed a whole half of cake up
Heard she suck a good dick, and can hook a steak up
Gotta go gotta go, more pies to bake up, word up, uhh
It looks like trying to eat a tablespoon of cinnamon is a very horrible experience.
It would appear that way, though there are those few who on youtube seem to be able to pull of such a feat, are they geneticaly evolved, or can they just swallow well?
Myabe the world will never know.
They probably started deepthroating at an early age :thumbsup:
Maybe the people who can't swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon simply need to harden the fuck up.
loled:D
If you tell a girl that she can wear your necklace for a while, she'll probably keep it.
Stay in school.
If you tell a girl she can where ANYTHING of your's for a while she'll probably keep it.
With the exception of wedding rings.
Most will keep them and collect the value as soon as she's taken all of your stuff.
Next life lesson: Ever desire to lose everything you've ever worked for? Get married.
Lottery tickets are a tax for stupidity. You won't score big.
I guess they don't have 401k in Australia.
A 401(k) retirement savings plan allows a worker to save for retirement and have the savings invested while deferring current income taxes on the saved money and earnings until withdrawal.
blunderful always wins
Not true.
Damn right. Which is why my firefox is set to not keep ANY history, ANY thing in search fields, or ANY thing in the browser bar. Oh and hide your good links in a folder inside of a folder in your book marks named something unappealing.
I must be paranoid, I'm the only one to use this computer, still, if a girl wants to look at her facebook crap, she need not see all the crap I go to :P
Too bad your ISP keeps a detailed log of every IP you connect too...
THIS
I always get pissed when people are happy that they won 5-20 dollars on a fucking lotto ticket.
Sure you got some pocket change, but you spent 50-100 dollars just to "win" that. Idiots.
I just put all my links in a text file then encrypt that shit.
This.
I have all of my porn, links, bad ideas, and other stuff encrypted at 512bit and a 55 character long password.
I routinely clean my computer, and have it set on 7 pass erase for emptying trash. After I am done with my computer, anyone could use it, and not find a thing.
Famous last words
How's the CP business lately?
I'm not concerned about that. I don't look up anything disgusting, or CP.
Just porn and shit, and this depraved site, which apparently my ISP has blocked or something, so I have to use a proxy. Anyway, girls get whiney when they discover your computer is full of porn.
You'd definitely be better off.
My 15 year old sister had someone buy her a $1 ticket and won 300 bucks.
shut the fuck up juggalo
its because of people like you why i cant drink faygo
Chicks before dicks. It's a rule that both girls and guys follow.