I remember when I was 5, I got a computer game in a happy meal. I put the disk in the computer and after a little while, I got a message "this program has preformed an illegal operation and will be shut down." I shat brix. I quickly took the disk out of the computer and broke it, then put it in a blender. I then hid in my closet until the morning thinking police were going to come get me.
What lulzy things have you done as a little kid?