Why it's useful to know a couple languages

AmieAmie Regular
edited September 2010 in Spurious Generalities
I soo wanna make a DFG joke right now, but I just can't think of a good one ...

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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited September 2010
    I like how the sand nigger knows English, so he wrote the sign and made the cracker, who doesn't know English, hold it up.
  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited September 2010
    I hope it's a 'shop.

    I'd feel terrible for the TALIBAN if it weren't.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited September 2010
    I lol'ed, poor fella.
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited September 2010
    Mayberry wrote: »
    I like how the sand nigger knows English, so he wrote the sign and made the cracker, who doesn't know English, hold it up.

    I think it's the other way around.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited September 2010
    Marine Corps Rules:
    1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
    2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
    3. Have a plan.
    4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
    5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet * even your friends…
    6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a "4."
    7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
    8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & diagonal preferred.)
    9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
    10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
    11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
    12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
    13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot.


    Navy SEAL's Rules:
    1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
    2. Kill every living thing within view.
    3. Adjust speedo.
    4. Check hair in mirror.


    US Army Rangers Rules:
    1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
    2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
    3. Request permission via radio from "Higher" to perform killing.
    4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
    5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.


    US Army Rules:
    1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order.
    2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee.
    3. Curse bitterly.
    4. Curse bitterly.
    5. Do not listen to 2nd LT's; it can get you killed.
    6. Curse bitterly.


    US Air Force Rules:
    1. Have a cocktail.
    2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
    3. See what's on HBO.
    4. Ask "what is a gunfight?"
    5. Request more funding from Congress with a "killer" Power Point presentation.
    6. Wine & dine 'key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry executives.
    7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
    8. Declare the assets "strategic" and never deploy them operationally.
    9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time.
    10. Make sure the base is as far as possible from the conflict but close enough to have tax exemption.


    US Navy Rules:
    1. Go to Sea.
    2. Drink Coffee.
    3. Deploy Marines
  • acid_dropacid_drop Regular
    edited September 2010
    What the hell is with the white boy? I've never seen any of our uniforms like that.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited September 2010
    It's not even camo. Lame.
  • acid_dropacid_drop Regular
    edited September 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    It's not even camo. Lame.

    Yeah, even the navy has silly blue camo. As does the Airforce. It almost looks like a flyboy suit, but he wouldn't be carrying a gun in that case.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited September 2010
    Could he be a private contractor?
  • AmieAmie Regular
    edited September 2010
    How about he's from one of the (dunno how many) other nations which are fighting in Iraq / Afghanistan (wherever that pic was taken)?
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