I made these brownies for a dessert special and they were delicious. While the method is somewhat complicated, anyone serious about cooking shouldn't have to much trouble pulling them off. You might be reading this and saying to yourself: "Why go to so much trouble for some fucking brownies?" if that sounds like you, you are a worthless faggot and I hope you die before you have children as lazy and classless as you.
For the Brownies:
7 Oz bittersweet chocolate
10 Oz butter
7 oz eggs- room temerature
9 oz sugar
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
4 Oz bread flour (All pupose flour works fine.)
For the ganache:
2#s heavy cream
1 1/2 #s bittersweet chocolate
You will also need hot fudge topping, you should be able to get it in pretty much any supermarket in cans.
Method:
Melt the chocolate and butter together in a double boiler. Let cool to room temperature
Mix the eggs, sugar, salt and vanilla together until blended, use a spoon, not a whisk, whisking creates foam which will make your brownies crumbly instead of fudgy.
Blend in chocolate mixture
Sift in the flour mix well and then throw your batter in a 9x13 baking pan that is greased and lined with parchment paper. Toss them in the oven @ 325 and cook until a toothpick inserted comes out clean. Throw the brownies in the freezer. Freezing them will make it easy to remove them from the pan without breaking them.
Ganache:
Prepare another double boiler and in a clean mixing bowl put your heavy cream. Heat slowly until very hot but not boiling, just until bubbles start to form on the edge of the bowl. Remove the cream from the heat and stir in your chocolate until completly melted and combined, set aside and cool until warm but not hot.
Remove the brownies from the freezer and split in half, Spread a layer of hot fudge topping (cold) on one half of the brownies, then top with the other half. Now transfer your brownies to a sheet pan or glazing screen if you have one, and pour the ganache over your brownie layers spreading evenly and covering all sides. Place in the fridge until the ganache has hardened.
Cut, and enjoy the best fucking brownies you will ever have.
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well aren't you two just a bunch of joy.. Negrophobe your just a pathetic asshole and you too probably know your place which is on your knees sucking ones dick.
your right I don't give a fuck what your into. I do know that Ive seen only hatred come from you which is kind of funny and sad at the same time.. You must be such a miserable person. SOMEONE GIVE HIM A HUG ALREADY .
This is the typical dumb reply from the common whore to try and discredit the truth which has been told. We truly are in a society where women have men by the balls when it comes to sex in exchange for them to always gain.
You women all talk, look, and act the same; you women are all carbon copies of each other. What's wrong, you small-brained cunt? Is endlessly recycling the same insults over and over again the best you can do? Get some new shaming tactics, ho.
Hell why not I'll offer my 2 cents here. My belief on the role of woman in society is that it fine if they go out and have a career but I hate how the feminists try to make it seem like "oppression" if a woman stays at home and in the kitchen.
However I'm also of the position that if women want total equality then you cant cut corners with it. This means if a bitch hits me I have a right to hit her back. I hate how women get away with saying and doing shit a man cant because he knows he'll get his ass kicked.
Women use sex and the fact they cant be hit to manipulate and get there way and thats fucked up. I'm also semi open to the idea of women in the military only because Israel seems to have had some success with that.
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Short of homemade brownies, those are the best :hai:
- with sprinkles
omg u shud make me sum
I would like to bone you.
For the Brownies:
7 Oz bittersweet chocolate
10 Oz butter
7 oz eggs- room temerature
9 oz sugar
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
4 Oz bread flour (All pupose flour works fine.)
For the ganache:
2#s heavy cream
1 1/2 #s bittersweet chocolate
You will also need hot fudge topping, you should be able to get it in pretty much any supermarket in cans.
Method:
Melt the chocolate and butter together in a double boiler. Let cool to room temperature
Mix the eggs, sugar, salt and vanilla together until blended, use a spoon, not a whisk, whisking creates foam which will make your brownies crumbly instead of fudgy.
Blend in chocolate mixture
Sift in the flour mix well and then throw your batter in a 9x13 baking pan that is greased and lined with parchment paper. Toss them in the oven @ 325 and cook until a toothpick inserted comes out clean. Throw the brownies in the freezer. Freezing them will make it easy to remove them from the pan without breaking them.
Ganache:
Prepare another double boiler and in a clean mixing bowl put your heavy cream. Heat slowly until very hot but not boiling, just until bubbles start to form on the edge of the bowl. Remove the cream from the heat and stir in your chocolate until completly melted and combined, set aside and cool until warm but not hot.
Remove the brownies from the freezer and split in half, Spread a layer of hot fudge topping (cold) on one half of the brownies, then top with the other half. Now transfer your brownies to a sheet pan or glazing screen if you have one, and pour the ganache over your brownie layers spreading evenly and covering all sides. Place in the fridge until the ganache has hardened.
Cut, and enjoy the best fucking brownies you will ever have.
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nope just love..
What are you talking about? I would fuck the living shit outta that.
FATTY is a dick to everyone so its nothing unusual.:o
teh evil failtroll!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!
You know what else fails? Dragoncocks.
THis is where you are wrong. I am clearly superior to fatty. But yes the rules do apply OP you must post nudes.
very true
That's cool - you make good brownies, you use sprinkles and you have an awesome toaster. That's good enough for me
Speaking of chipper, why don't both of you go fuck in a wood chipper.
Bitch knows her place.
You women all talk, look, and act the same; you women are all carbon copies of each other. What's wrong, you small-brained cunt? Is endlessly recycling the same insults over and over again the best you can do? Get some new shaming tactics, ho.
(Whore,ho,cunt,bitch) who hasn't been called those words before.
say what you want.
- The brownies were extra tasty.
However I'm also of the position that if women want total equality then you cant cut corners with it. This means if a bitch hits me I have a right to hit her back. I hate how women get away with saying and doing shit a man cant because he knows he'll get his ass kicked.
Women use sex and the fact they cant be hit to manipulate and get there way and thats fucked up. I'm also semi open to the idea of women in the military only because Israel seems to have had some success with that.
Anyone want to not talk about brownies?
You have a very big mouth, you frigid parasite, which is why women should be blinded and muted.
you're pretty cute too...who hasn't been called that?! ME.
haha
/btw