I followed my Grand Father remedy. It's pretty simple.
A) Drink two glasses of water. Lay on your bed and relax.
C) Unzip your pants or just get naked.
D) Do not move and just let the eye twitch.
E) Then just turn over to the twitching side, like if my left eye is twitching I will turn to that side.
F) Then use your hand [if the eye is left use the right hand vice versa] and cover your twitching eye for 10 seconds, lower the hand to your mouth and blow hot air into it and then rub some oil on it and start jerking off using that hand,
G) When finished, just clean up and get a good night sleep.
When you wake up the twitching is gone. Works every time.
I followed my Grand Father remedy. It's pretty simple.
A) Drink two glasses of water. Lay on your bed and relax.
C) Unzip your pants or just get naked.
D) Do not move and just let the eye twitch.
E) Then just turn over to the twitching side, like if my left eye is twitching I will turn to that side.
F) Then use your hand [if the eye is left use the right hand vice versa] and cover your twitching eye for 10 seconds, lower the hand to your mouth and blow hot air into it and then rub some oil on it and start jerking off using that hand,
G) When finished, just clean up and get a good night sleep.
When you wake up the twitching is gone. Works every time.
I can't tell if this is true or dfg trolling. It seems legit but why is the fappage necessary?
More like drinkin vodka ,smoking weed and jerkin too elderly porn:D
Well, I was the same - cept when I pulled and fucked a 59 year old - she had still a pretty dencent body but only one tit. I was 24.
I thought I was a legend. Not only have I pulled a MILF - her 32 YO son was asleep in the next room - she had grandkids so she was a GILF too. She had one boob, and not many 24 year olds get to wear the 'land a plane on the one wing' badge if you ever played badges - its like the officers of wings - getting your red wings, brown wings etcetera.
She had only ever fucked her husband and that had not happened for 15 years. I smashed the fuck out her pasty, left the next morning, took a shit in the town centre, phoned my father to pick me up and he thought I had been arrested.
I told him right away that I had fucked some old biddy with one tit while I was on the phone to him. He thought it was funny as fuck.
Well, I was the same - cept when I pulled and fucked a 59 year old - she had still a pretty dencent body but only one tit. I was 24.
I thought I was a legend. Not only have I pulled a MILF - her 32 YO son was asleep in the next room - she had grandkids so she was a GILF too. She had one boob, and not many 24 year olds get to wear the 'land a plane on the one wing' badge if you ever played badges - its like the officers of wings - getting your red wings, brown wings etcetera.
She had only ever fucked her husband and that had not happened for 15 years. I smashed the fuck out her pasty, left the next morning, took a shit in the town centre, phoned my father to pick me up and he thought I had been arrested.
I told him right away that I had fucked some old biddy with one tit while I was on the phone to him. He thought it was funny as fuck.
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I had this a few months ago
Stopped drinking anything with caffeine and slept more and it went away in a week
Also, shit in your eye.
A) Drink two glasses of water.
C) Unzip your pants or just get naked.
D) Do not move and just let the eye twitch.
E) Then just turn over to the twitching side, like if my left eye is twitching I will turn to that side.
F) Then use your hand [if the eye is left use the right hand vice versa] and cover your twitching eye for 10 seconds, lower the hand to your mouth and blow hot air into it and then rub some oil on it and start jerking off using that hand,
G) When finished, just clean up and get a good night sleep.
When you wake up the twitching is gone. Works every time.
The twitch can last for a while afterwards - I had it once and until I stopped thinking about it going away, it did not go away.
I just did some basic eye movements. Left, right, up down, repeat... It should help relax your eye a bit.
I can't tell if this is true or dfg trolling. It seems legit but why is the fappage necessary?
Fapping releases tension.
Well, I was the same - cept when I pulled and fucked a 59 year old - she had still a pretty dencent body but only one tit. I was 24.
I thought I was a legend. Not only have I pulled a MILF - her 32 YO son was asleep in the next room - she had grandkids so she was a GILF too. She had one boob, and not many 24 year olds get to wear the 'land a plane on the one wing' badge if you ever played badges - its like the officers of wings - getting your red wings, brown wings etcetera.
She had only ever fucked her husband and that had not happened for 15 years. I smashed the fuck out her pasty, left the next morning, took a shit in the town centre, phoned my father to pick me up and he thought I had been arrested.
I told him right away that I had fucked some old biddy with one tit while I was on the phone to him. He thought it was funny as fuck.
I do too.
LOL cool story:thumbsup: