What should I get my parents for Christmas?

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• duuude Regular

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• Mayberry Regular

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  Take off your clothes and put a ribbon around your crotch.

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• FATTY_MCFUCKFACE Regular

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  Time machine and a clothes hanger.

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• fanglekai Regular

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  Crack. (Or a gift card.)

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• Cloudcat Regular

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  Pocket book for mum.

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• Negrophobe Regular

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  A watch for your dad and making a man of yourself. Failing that, a bullet in your head.

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• savages_viper Acolyte

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  the blood of the innocent

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• kaloosa Regular

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  Dildo and Fleshlight

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• MooseKnuckle Regular

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  get your mom a vaccum, or pots and pans. get your dad some cigars and booze.

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• ThirdRockFromTheSun <b style="color:blue;">Third<em style="color:pink;">Cock</em>FromThe<em style="color:brown;">Bum</em

  December 2010 edited December 2010

  Give your Mum the right to stay out of the kitchen for 5 minutes. Then demand a Christmas Sandwich.

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