Nude Beaches

DfgDfg Admin
edited December 2010 in Spurious Generalities
Anyone ever been to one?

I haven't but I seen tons of images of girls taking sun bath topless. I got boner watching them. Do you get boners while enjoying the cock teasing view?

I wish I have Jumper powers. I would teleport myself into beaches and bedrooms of girls and rape them.

Another reason to hate Pakistan. FUCK

Comments

  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited December 2010
    nope, never been to a nude beach, but going to almost any beach on spring break you are guaranteed to see some boobies.
  • edited December 2010
    Buy a fucking goat and leave us alone already you horny dune coon.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited December 2010
    buy a fucking goat and leave us alone already you horny dune coon.

    2/10
  • edited December 2010
    I went to one once with ThirdRockFromTheSun. At the time, I didn't realize we were actually walking along a nudist beach. Then we looked up at the cliff, only to see a naked man laying there in the fucking bushes with his junk flopping out everywhere.

    Then there were a load of naked grannies and shit. Not really that good.
  • edited December 2010
    trx100 wrote: »
    I went to one once with ThirdRockFromTheSun. At the time, I didn't realize we were actually walking along a nudist beach. Then we looked up at the cliff, only to see a naked man laying there in the fucking bushes with his junk flopping out everywhere.

    Then there were a load of naked grannies and shit. Not really that good.

    Because attractive women don't want to get eyeball fucked by smelly moslems like Dfg.
  • edited December 2010
    I go to a nude beach called "Wreck Beach" once in a while, trust me, ain't much to see, maybe one in 20 girls are fapworthy, and as long as you're properly de sensitized by internet porn you won't get a rod on. The nice thing about wreck is it is a full service beach, you lay out your blanket, someone comes by and sells you a beer, someone else sells you a joint, there is food there too, but I don't trust it.
    Basically a nude beach is good for only one thing, walking around and swimming with your junk all a flappin' in the breeze. Nice, but not noteworthy. Also getting sunburn on your unit is really nasty, and you really want to keep it hidden until it starts peeling.
    C/O
    "dinks in the wind, all we are is dinks in the wind"
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited December 2010
    C/O
    "dinks in the wind, all we are is dinks in the wind"

    This made me lol:thumbsup:
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited December 2010
    Near where I live there is one in Portsmouth (South Coast of UK). I was sitting on the wall behind the beach, not realising it was a nudist beach until this family headed towards the sea, the Dad and 2 kids then stripped off, posed in the sea and the Mother took photos. Was a bit odd.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited December 2010
    I go to a nude beach called "Wreck Beach" once in a while, trust me, ain't much to see, maybe one in 20 girls are fapworthy, and as long as you're properly de sensitized by internet porn you won't get a rod on. The nice thing about wreck is it is a full service beach, you lay out your blanket, someone comes by and sells you a beer, someone else sells you a joint, there is food there too, but I don't trust it.
    Basically a nude beach is good for only one thing, walking around and swimming with your junk all a flappin' in the breeze. Nice, but not noteworthy. Also getting sunburn on your unit is really nasty, and you really want to keep it hidden until it starts peeling.
    C/O
    "dinks in the wind, all we are is dinks in the wind"

    Damn, you got to it first. Wreck Beach is part of the University :hai:

    But yeh, nothing much to see there.
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited December 2010
    Mayberry wrote: »
    Damn, you got to it first. Wreck Beach is part of the University :hai:

    But yeh, nothing much to see there.

    This is especially true in your case:o:o:o
  • angryonionangryonion Just some guy
    edited December 2010
    I've been to a few beaches that were topless but have only seen a few girls fap worthy.
    Old fat woman with saggy tits -do not want-
    Last year me and the wife went too St. Barths all the beaches there are topless and I swear I only saw only about four good looking girls,but the good ones were really GOOD.One was a FUCKING GODDESS.
    They all drink wine every night and smoke tons of cigarettes.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited December 2010
    This is especially true in your case:o:o:o

    But I'm sure you'd still like my case, gaylord :o
  • Gary OakGary Oak Regular
    edited December 2010
    According to the internet, all the good ones are in france. I want to go to france,
  • ThirdRockFromTheSunThirdRockFromTheSun <b style="color:blue;">Third<em style="color:pink;">Cock</em>FromThe<em style="color:brown;">Bum</em
    edited December 2010
    trx100 wrote: »
    I went to one once with ThirdRockFromTheSun. At the time, I didn't realize we were actually walking along a nudist beach. Then we looked up at the cliff, only to see a naked man laying there in the fucking bushes with his junk flopping out everywhere.

    Then there were a load of naked grannies and shit. Not really that good.

    Whats even funnier is you took a picture.
  • CloudcatCloudcat Regular
    edited December 2010
    Apparently nudism is a very unsexualized movement, and if you go to a nudist resort and pop a stiffy, they throw you in the cold ass pool, or alternatively, throw you out.

    Which I think is sexist, because there might be plenty of women who get aroused too, just they hide it better.

    This is unrelated btw, but whatever.
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