Police and Totse

homeslice4700homeslice4700 Regular
edited December 2010 in Man Cave
Whenever I got busted for making explosives during the interrogation by the ATF they asked me if I learned how it make them from totse lol
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  • edited December 2010
    When did this happen? I bet they loved it :D
  • homeslice4700homeslice4700 Regular
    edited December 2010
    It was back in march of this year and I don't have any proof basically I told him I learned how to make the explosives on the internet and the first word out of his mouth was totse
  • KatzenklavierKatzenklavier Regular
    edited December 2010
    That's awesome.
  • edited December 2010
    That's awesome.

    I agree. I find it hilarious that the police stand for that as an answer though, cops here would question the fuck out of you.

    What's Totse? What's your username and password? What affiliation are you with Totse?

    Etc etc :facepalm:
  • homeslice4700homeslice4700 Regular
    edited December 2010
    Well this wasn't the beginning or first interrogation. It was already after I pled guilty my attorney asked me if I wanted to co-operate with the ATF to try and help me possibly get a lesser sentence and what not.. I was looking at 5 years in jail so I said sure why not.. And the guy just asked a million questions like how I learned to do this and so on.. He seemed to be pretty knowledgeable.. This really must have been his department
  • edited December 2010
    So, did you go to jail in the end?
  • homeslice4700homeslice4700 Regular
    edited December 2010
    No I got a year of house arrest and 5 years probation THANK GOD because it was charged in federal court system and how that works is federal court sentencing is based on levels I don't remember my level but the recommendation was 46-56 months in jail; before 2005 in federal court it was mandatory the judge had to at least give you the minimum sentence
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited December 2010
    Seems the reputation is still there, all we need to do is reinforce it.

    EVERYONE BUILD MOAR BOMBZ
  • homeslice4700homeslice4700 Regular
    edited December 2010
    Ok well I already did my part time for you guys to take over... pfft and they call me an acolyte
  • edited December 2010
    ITT: Bullshit
  • homeslice4700homeslice4700 Regular
    edited December 2010
    LOL I seen this coming.. I suppose its what you get for sharing part of your personal life with strangers


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  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited December 2010
    ITT: Bullshit

    Fucking this.

    OP you never built bombs and got interrogated by the ATF. It never happened and I would pretty much bet my life on it that this never happened. One reason being there is no way you built fucking explosives got caught by the ATF and didn't serve jail time.
  • edited December 2010
    Fucking this.

    OP you never built bombs and got interrogated by the ATF. It never happened and I would pretty much bet my life on it that this never happened. One reason being there is no way you built fucking explosives got caught by the ATF and didn't serve jail time.

    this
  • homeslice4700homeslice4700 Regular
    edited December 2010
    Fucking this.

    OP you never built bombs and got interrogated by the ATF. It never happened and I would pretty much bet my life on it that this never happened. One reason being there is no way you built fucking explosives got caught by the ATF and didn't serve jail time.


    I have indisputable proof I'm all over google but I don't know any of you well enough to share that information quite yet.. PM me if you would like to know more
  • jamie madroxjamie madrox Sith Lord
    edited December 2010
    I smell bacon
  • homeslice4700homeslice4700 Regular
    edited December 2010
    mmmm I love bacon
  • Hammer TankHammer Tank Regular
    edited December 2010
    are you the guy who made a bomb on your neighbor's lawn or some shit?
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited December 2010
    heres a picture of me.. This was on the front page of the news paper the next day

    arrest-a.jpg

    You've given away too much. Now I know who you and your parents are, and places of residence.

    Edit: You look uglier than I imagined.
  • Rumple ForeskinRumple Foreskin Regular
    edited December 2010
    Mayberry wrote: »
    You've given away too much. Now I know who you and your parents are, and places of residence.

    Edit: You look uglier than I imagined.

    yeah he shouldnt link the picture straight from the news source.

    your an acolyte for a reason homeslice :o:o:o:o
  • proudclod9proudclod9 Regular
    edited December 2010
    o0o0o0o TEACH ME
  • ILTST9ILTST9 Regular
    edited December 2010
    heres a picture of me.. This was on the front page of the news paper the next day

    arrest-a.jpg

    So you're the cop with the gun right? :o
  • edited December 2010
    Jesus Danny, you are one ugly fucker. Say hi to Cynthia and Don for me!
  • NegrophobeNegrophobe Regular
    edited December 2010
    http://depositfiles.com/files/ozb891qpi

    May as well add something to this thread. Ignore all the qu'ran passages and justification bullshit and you've got some good basic info there. We need some Timothy McVeighs, unabombers and Joseph Paul Franklins. Hell, maybe just some David Copelands (albeit done better).
  • homeslice4700homeslice4700 Regular
    edited December 2010
    LOL it crossed my mind taking the picture straight from the news source but its whatever
  • homeslice4700homeslice4700 Regular
    edited December 2010
    spazz wrote: »
    lolz assault rifles for a "teenage terrorist"


    ALL of em had ar-15 and mp5s it was ridiculous
  • NegrophobeNegrophobe Regular
    edited December 2010
    its whatever

    That was my exact primary thought when I saw this attention seeking thread.
  • homeslice4700homeslice4700 Regular
    edited December 2010
    I'm not worried :)
  • homeslice4700homeslice4700 Regular
    edited December 2010
    That's why he will be the first one killed on the new and improved totse :hai:



    negative someone will try to come kill and get shot in the process and then the new totse will improve :)
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited December 2010
    negative someone will try to come kill and get shot in the process and then the new totse will improve :)

    What if I shoot you first?:p
  • homeslice4700homeslice4700 Regular
    edited December 2010
    hmmm seems like it would be a shootout however I will have home field advantage which provided time and time again in history to be a very valuable key in winning a battle
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited December 2010
    hmmm seems like it would be a shootout however I will have home field advantage which provided time and time again in history to be a very valuable key in winning a battle

    This is true. What are you armed with?:o
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited December 2010
    He's probably gonna line the perimeter with mailboxes, put a gunpowder pipe bomb inside each one, and hope they go off before you run past them.
  • Hammer TankHammer Tank Regular
    edited December 2010
    dog the bounty hunter sucks. also, never use a debit card to pay for Bad Ideas :angry: where did you get the gunpowder?
  • homeslice4700homeslice4700 Regular
    edited December 2010
    You can buy gun powder at dicks but I didn't make them with gun powder and I know your not suppose to use a credit card to make those types of purchases which is why I stopped at the ATM and withdrew $40 before I went and the total come out to like 45 something... I was hesitant to hand over the card but I thought what the hell me purchasing pipes isn't enough evidence to convict me of a crime so what the hell.. Well it make not be enough to convict you however its enough "probable cause" to get a search warrant for your house
  • homeslice4700homeslice4700 Regular
    edited December 2010
    This is true. What are you armed with?:o


    A WASR (7.62x39)
    derringer (.45 colt and/or .410 gauge)
    taurus (.357)
    taurus 1911 (.45 ACP)
    GSG-5 (.22)
    and last a .38 special

    oh and incase any of you come to kill me I put my MG-42 outside in my bunker
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited December 2010
    A WASR (7.62x39)
    derringer (.45 colt and/or .410 gauge)
    taurus (.357)
    taurus 1911 (.45 ACP)
    GSG-5 (.22)
    and last a .38 special

    oh and incase any of you come to kill me I put my MG-42 outside in my bunker

    The MG-42 is a badass weapon bro. You seriously have one? and is it class III or semi auto. I have no handguns but I do have a Mauser a Mosin Nagant two 12 gauges and a .410. So it will be a battle:p And I'm a great shot:hai: Since this is totse Molotovs will have to be used as well.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited December 2010
    1. Approach the bunker from the back.
    2. Penetrate his defenses.
    3. Bigbear?
    4. ????
    5. Profit
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited December 2010
    I could take homeslice no problem.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited December 2010
    Get a megaphone, stand outside, shout "YOUR UGLY" (sic), and wait for him to run out crying.
  • edited December 2010
    LOL homeslice is lyin brah
    If ATF busted his door he'd have some airsoft guns at best
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited December 2010
    i lol at troll
  • homeslice4700homeslice4700 Regular
    edited December 2010
    No I don't have an Mg-42 I wish i did cuz that would be tight and no the ATF didn't take my guns because they are all legal so they had no authority to do so!


    ATF:fap:
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited December 2010
    No I don't have an Mg-42 I wish i did cuz that would be tight and no the ATF didn't take my guns because they are all legal so they had no authority to do so!


    ATF:fap:

    I thought you said you got busted on a felony?? If you get a felony you can't own a gun. How do you legally own those?
  • homeslice4700homeslice4700 Regular
    edited December 2010
    I'm not allowed to use or touch them but you can keep them as "collective items"
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited December 2010
    Maybe they're fake guns.
  • homeslice4700homeslice4700 Regular
    edited December 2010
    This came straight from the ATF dudes mouth he said that I'm allowed to own a muzzleloader or keep normal guns as "collective items" in a safe as long as there is someone else living in the house who isn't a felon... but now I'm a felon I can't buy or even touch a firearm anymore unless I get our great president to pardon my felony which I'm told isn't as impossible as it sounds
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited December 2010
    This came straight from the ATF dudes mouth he said that I'm allowed to own a muzzleloader or keep normal guns as "collective items" in a safe as long as there is someone else living in the house who isn't a felon... but now I'm a felon I can't buy or even touch a firearm anymore unless I get our great president to pardon my felony which I'm told isn't as impossible as it sounds

    You got lucky then man. Do you have to submit to a yearly ATF search or anything like that?
  • homeslice4700homeslice4700 Regular
    edited December 2010
    You got lucky then man. Do you have to submit to a yearly ATF search or anything like that?

    Not that I know of.. All I have to do is take a piss test every now and again but if I remember correctly my probation officer is allowed to come in any time he pleases and take a look around.. but yeah I got lucky as fuck when ever I was in county for a week my guns were on my mind the whole time.. cuz those are my babies.. They even wrote in the report that I kept asking about my guns haha

    During the search I had to escort them around the house to all the places where the handguns were located.. that was a shitty day.. You should get some handguns and a permit to carry.. Handguns were my favorite
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited December 2010
    Pics or it didn't happen, OP. And I know that's impossible, so I bet it isn't true. Oddly enough in my ~5 years or so here, I have never bothered to make or harm myself with explosives. Hm.

    Just in case you were telling the truth, tell him you were on 4chan. We don't need unwanted attention.
  • edited December 2010
    This came straight from the ATF dudes mouth he said that I'm allowed to own a muzzleloader or keep normal guns as "collective items" in a safe as long as there is someone else living in the house who isn't a felon... but now I'm a felon I can't buy or even touch a firearm anymore unless I get our great president to pardon my felony which I'm told isn't as impossible as it sounds

    NOPE PURE BULLSHiT PLEASE DIE OK THANK YOU
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