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bornkillerbornkiller AdministratorIn your girlfriends snatch
edited January 2011 in Spurious Generalities
http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2011/01/06/man-charged-with-rigging-bomb-in-sex-toy/
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Man Charged With Rigging Bomb In Sex Toy
WASECA, Minn. (WCCO) — A Waseca man is accused of planting an explosive device inside a sex toy intended for one of his ex-girlfriends.
According to the criminal complaint, 37-year-old Terry Allen Lester has been charged with felony counts of creating an explosive device and making terroristic threats.

The incident was reported on New Year’s Day. Authorities said Lester had been staying with the apparent intended victim and another woman.
He had been forced to leave the apartment by the landlord but left behind bags, one of which contained a container marked “Christmas Gifts.”
Lester allegedly mentioned to one of the two roommates his intentions, so they reported their suspicions about the bags to police.
The criminal complaint says police found a sex toy inside the package that had been modified with gun powder and buck shot, which were connected to a trigger inside the battery port.
Simple yet awesome setup.:thumbsup:
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited January 2011
    Another real Totsean. That's actually a pretty smart setup he's made there, very interesting. Then again, why the hell would any sane woman be attracted to a man like that?
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  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited January 2011
    trx100 wrote: »
    why the hell would any sane woman be attracted to a man like that?
    He has a mullet and vibrators. :D
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited January 2011
    trx100 wrote: »
    That's actually a pretty smart setup he's made there, very interesting.

    Incorrect.

    The buckshot would've made decent shrapnel, but since the article named the explosive as "gun powder" I can be fairly sure that the device was full of DBSP (Double Base Smokeless Powder, the propellant used in modern bullets. While it produces more gas than traditional black powder, it burns much slower without the proper conditions) meaning the dude just emptied a few shotgun shells into a vibrator and expected it to work.

    Extrapolating from his failure to understand basic explosives, I can also assume his ignition system was probably shit as well. People that fail due to lack of research in one aspect of a project usually have research issues with all aspects of the project.
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  • Gary OakGary Oak Regular
    edited January 2011
    If he would've come to totse, he would've succeeded!
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  • KatzenklavierKatzenklavier Regular
    edited January 2011
    ^^.

    Like the guy who put a bag of fertilizer, firecrackers and a propane tank in his truck and expected it to go boom.
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited January 2011
    Katzenklavier wrote: »
    ^^.

    Like the guy who put a bag of fertilizer, firecrackers and a propane tank in his truck and expected it to go boom.

    Exactly. People see things on the news about how (successful) bombings were done with "fertilizer" and expect that it's that easy. They don't realize the complex chemistry and physics required to actually make something explode.
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  • dr rockerdr rocker Regular
    edited January 2011
    Vineman wrote: »
    While it produces more gas than traditional black powder, it burns much slower without the proper conditions) meaning the dude just emptied a few shotgun shells into a vibrator and expected it to work.

    To be fair, the police are not going to tell the press that he put it in a sealed sleeved metal tube, but then, if he had done that he would have no need for the shot.

    I bet the 'trigger mechanism' was a couple of wires that he was hoping 3v would jump across and make a spark - he would have been very lucky for that to work.

    I dont know why he did not just take a shotgun to her vag.
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  • Anal Probe DeluxeAnal Probe Deluxe Regular
    edited January 2011
    WASECA — A Waseca man has been charged with felony creation and possession of an explosive or incendiary device and felony terroristic threats after authorities discovered a homemade explosive device hidden in a sex toy.

    Terry Allen Lester, 37, faces a maximum penalty of 10 years imprisonment and a $20,000 fine if convicted.

    On January 1, Officer Kari Kalow responded to a home in Waseca about a civil matter.

    According to the woman, Lester had been staying with her and another woman at her apartment, but he was forced to leave when the manager learned about this.

    He left the apartment on Dec. 31, but left behind some bags. The contents of the bags made the women uncomfortable so they contacted authorities.

    The women brought Kalow the container of items, which included a container with the words “Christmas Gifts” written in black marker.

    One of the women told Kalow that Lester had spoken to them about one of the items.

    According to the criminal complaint, Lester had made some modifications to a sex toy. He put gun powder, BB shot and buck shot from shotgun shells into one with black and red wires that connected to a trigger with a battery port.

    There was no battery inside the device.

    The complaint went on to say that Lester planned on giving it to one of three women. In each of those cases, the relationship had ended badly.

    Also left at the apartment were tools used in the construction of the explosive device, including cords, cables, a small tool kit and two other sex toys.

    The Bloomington Bomb Squad was contacted by Waseca Police Sergeant Scott Girtler. The squad arrived two hours later and x-rayed the devices after first inspecting them.

    The first device, the one shown to Kalow earlier, had two wires coming out of it that were connected to what appeared to be a trigger from a cordless drill.

    The other two devices appeared to be unaltered and checked out.

    The bomb squad cut into the first device and removed the projectiles and gunpowder, rendering it inert.

    Lester remains in police custody.


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  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited January 2011
    What. A. Lad!

    Well done, Sir. If only I thought of this for my Ex. She'd jump on just about anything. Fuck, wouldn't even have to disguise the C4. Just mould it into a cock shape and Robert is your Mother's Brother.
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  • SHANE14SHANE14 Regular
    edited January 2011
    haha that is fucking horrible even by my standards
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited January 2011
    Threads merged.

    Brings new meaning to EXPLOSIVE ORGASM!
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