Today, I have brought you a lazy-mans guide to pissing in your room.
Ever needed to piss so bad, but you can't be bothered to leave your room? Now you don't have too!
What you will need;
An empty bottle with a wide enough nozzle.
A window WARNING: I would NOT recommend doing this in an apartment that is next to a sidewalk or street. Try not to hit people with your piss
A bowl with water
Bar of soap or liquid soap
A label (optional)
How to do it
Chose a bottle. I recommend something with a wide nozzel. Don't actually stick your dick in the bottle, but touch the head against the top. But before we begin pissing, lay a towel down at your feet. If you're on a carpeted area then I would recommend folding it to avoid piss getting on your carpet.
Proceed to piss. If you feel like you are about to leak, bend your legs so it'll have more chance of hitting the towel, not your floor. After you are done; all that will be left is the remains.
If you live alone, then feel free to load up the bottle a bit before draining it. If you live with your girlfriend/wife/parents then I would recommend immediate draining.
Now for the water bowl. Dip your hands in the bowl and clean them with the soap. Now tip the bottle from your window. Aim for grass or bushes if possible.
Now for the label. If you are planning on using the same bottle then lable it carefully to avoid accidents.
And there we go; pissing without moving! I hope you'll enjoy it.