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I Crashed Paris Hilton's Birthday And Accidentally The Whole Cake

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edited February 2011 in Spurious Generalities
woke up this morning with a $2000 birthday cake in my living room.



It's big. It's red. It says "Paris".



And its fucking delicious.



24 hours ago I got a call from my well-connected buddy Kevin.



"Dude, I'm crashing Paris Hilton's birthday tonight. Pretty sure I can get you in," he says.



"Pretty sure you can't," I say.



"Pretty sure I will," he says.



90 minutes later we're strolling down a red carpet like we belong there.

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I was hoping for something more but anyway, this was fun.
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