Important Copyright Information

bornkillerbornkiller AdministratorIn your girlfriends snatch
edited February 2011 in Spurious Generalities
Just giving you the heads up, we best be taking this shit seriously. :(http://www.yourinstantliferevolution.com/copyright.html
If you are thinking of copying even one sentence on this website you need to read this -- it may save you from a nasty, embarrassing, and very costly legal shock...
^ See... :eek: internetz iz srs bsnz ^

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  • edited February 2011
    O shi- We're going down.
  • edited February 2011
    I don't think that website even has anything worth stealing, seems kind of overzealous :hai:
  • skunkskunk Regular
    edited February 2011
    What a faggot.
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited February 2011
  • skunkskunk Regular
    edited February 2011
    Now there's absolutely no reason for anyone to misunderstand the morality and consequences of breaking our copyright. So if you intend to copy any part of this site (yes, even a sentence), we will have no valid reason to stop our lawyers coming after you, making you wish you hadn’t done such a stupid thing.

    Blow me.
  • edited February 2011
    Vineman wrote: »
    I don't think that website even has anything worth stealing, seems kind of overzealous :hai:

    I think whoever set up that site is either banking on the fact that copyright laws will allow them to sue people who copy their copyrighted shit, or (more likely) they're poking fun at the idea of copyrights.
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited February 2011
    Fuckers made me change my sig...:angry:
  • dr rockerdr rocker Regular
    edited February 2011
    If he has these programes scouring the internet, then it would be very easy to fuck with them, by say, using strings of words that are very similar. The guy said he was being very specific in his wording, and he did say 'If you copy so much as one sentence' - well, if you copy some, but not a whole sentence, he has no legal leg to stand on as he has set a boundry of infringement.

    Which is nice to know.


    Also, if he is so respectable, why does his website look like a snake oil salesmans internet fraud site?
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited February 2011
    © 2005 Michael Norman International Pty. Ltd. All Rights Reserved.
    "Automatic Change", "Your Instant Life Revolution" and "Instant Life Revolution"
    are trademarks of Michael Norman International Pty. Ltd

    trololololol
  • lnplnp Semo-Regulars
    edited February 2011
    Important Copyright Information

    If you are thinking of copying even one sentence on this website you need to read this -- it may save you from a nasty, embarrassing, and very costly legal shock...

    Okay, lets get things straight up -- we're a company that thrives on being positive force for good all around the world. Our mission is to help people absolutely transform all areas of their lives fast, easily and in amazing ways.

    However... as much as we'd love living in a world filled with wonderful people, unfortunately there are also individuals who choose (or were perhaps going to choose) not to have a moral code.

    This includes people who ignore the very clear-cut copyright laws.

    And although we dislike having to get into this, we know that it's important. So, let's get this over quickly, so everyone knows where they stand…

    Okay, if you're thinking of copying any portion of this website, this message is deadly important for you to read -- for your own protection. We have written it in plain, easily understandable English so there is no possible room for confusion from highfalutin lawyer-speak.

    Breaking copyright is not only morally and ethically wrong, it is also illegal.

    It is stealing.

    So... unless stated, everything on this site and within the product “Your Instant Life Revolution” is copyright Michael Norman International Pty. Ltd.

    This means you may NOT replicate, distribute, copy, or use even one sentence from this website without written permission from us (and don't bother asking us because we have not, and will not, give permission to anyone).

    Original work is time consuming and requires a huge investment of innovation, work and money. So we protect our intellectual property like a guard-dog protects his home. (And we certainly do NOT tolerate ANYONE who breaks copyright on any of our websites or products.)

    This means we have both people and computer programs scouring all corners of the internet daily, 365 days a year, in search of copyright violators.

    So... if you copy even one sentence from any part of this site, you can be guaranteed that we will find out, and our lawyers will be onto you before you know it. They make their living from going after copyright violators (all around the world), and the more cases they pursue the more money they make.

    So they are drooling over the prospect of going after someone who breaks our copyright on our sites.

    Frankly, we try and hold them back just a little because they are so unforgiving -- and we tend to look at the positive side of human behavior and like to think that perhaps people have just misunderstand that it’s wrong, illegal, and unethical to copy someone else’s work.

    That's no comfort anymore, to anyone who does the wrong thing.

    You see, to make sure that people don't get a nasty and very costly legal shock, we have decided to make sure NO ONE has any room to doubt the fact that if they copy even a sentence from this site (or any part of our product), they're in the wrong and they're in for a torrid time.

    That's the purpose of this page.

    Now there's absolutely no reason for anyone to misunderstand the morality and consequences of breaking our copyright. So if you intend to copy any part of this site (yes, even a sentence), we will have no valid reason to stop our lawyers coming after you, making you wish you hadn’t done such a stupid thing.

    Our legal team is relentless, aggressive, and go for the jugular every time. That's why they are so successful. In fact, they are the very best at what they do.

    So, in other words, if you're a bad guy (or gal)... you’ve been fairly warned.
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited February 2011
    So... if you copy even one sentence from any part of this site, you can be guaranteed that we just a little because they are so unforgivit’s wrong, illegal, and unethical to copy someone else’s work.will find out, and our lawyers will beo think that perhaps people have just misunderstand that i onto you before you know it. They make their living from going afteack just a little because they are so unforgiving -- and we tend to look at the positive side of human behavior and like to think that perhaps people have just misunderstand that it’s wrong, illegal, and unethical to copy someone else’s work.r copyright violators (all around the world), and the more cases they pursue the more money they make.

    So they are drooling over the prospect of going after someone who breaks our copyright on our sites.

    Frankly, we try and hold yone who does the wrong thing.
    them back just a little because they are so unforgiving -- and we tend to look at the positive side of human behavior and like to think that perhaps people have just misunderstand that find out, and our lawyers will beo think that perhaps people have just misunderstand that i onto you before you know it. They make their living from going afteack just a little because they are so unforgivit’s wrong, illegal, and unethical to copy someone else’s work.

    That's no comfort anymore, to anyone who does the wrong thing.
  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited February 2011
    I placed this into google.
    If you are thinking of copying even one sentence on this website you need to read this -- it may save you from a nasty, embarrassing, and very costly legal shock...
    and we come up as 2 & 3 on the first search page.
    Oh bizsnitch!:eek::eek::eek: Now we're FUCKED! :(:(:(
  • skunkskunk Regular
    edited February 2011
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited February 2011
    bornkiller wrote: »
    I placed this into google.

    and we come up as 2 & 3 on the first search page.
    Oh bizsnitch!:eek::eek::eek: Now we're FUCKED! :(:(:(

    That is sweet, it means Dfg's efforts at SEO are working well.
  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited February 2011
    That is sweet, it means Dfg's efforts at SEO are working well.
    http://www.yourinstantliferevolution.com/
    Cool Sig Bro. :thumbsup:
  • MorningsideMorningside Regular
    edited February 2011
    Even A Twelve-Year Old Could Put It To Stunning Practical Use!

    im in ur site, violatin ur copyrite
  • PhilosoraptorPhilosoraptor Regular
    edited February 2011
    Okay, if you're thinking of copying any portion of this website, this message is deadly important for you to read -- for your own protection. We have written it in plain, easily understandable English so there is no possible room for confusion from highfalutin lawyer-speak.

    Copied fuckers.
  • RogueEagle91RogueEagle91 Regular
    edited February 2011
    bornkiller wrote: »
    I placed this into google.

    and we come up as 2 & 3 on the first search page.
    Oh bizsnitch!:eek::eek::eek: Now we're FUCKED! :(:(:(

    Oh, shit!

    Quick, everyone into the Deep Web, Matrix style!

    We'll be safe here.
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