The Best Law Enforcement Agnecy
Darth Beaver
Meine Ehre heißt Treue
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
First the CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
Next the FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
Finally the LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten nigger.
The nigger is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
First the CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
Next the FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
Finally the LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten nigger.
The nigger is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
Comments
Either way, they were both at Waco. :thumbsup:
The mounties are good at that.
Haha I was thinking the exact same thing. Hell, even the DEA would do. Two of the most rogue lawless law enforcement agencies in the world.