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edited March 2011 in Spurious Generalities
I couldn't stop farting in bed last night, to the point where my Jewish girlfriend kicked me out to sleep on the couch. "Oh come on!" I pleaded. "A little gas never hurt anyone!". Apparently now I'm insensitive as well :rolleyes:
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  • LuxJigabooLuxJigaboo Regular
    edited March 2011
    Pull the sheet/blanket over her head.
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited March 2011
    "At least my farts smell better than your mother's latkes!"
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  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited March 2011
    trx100 wrote: »
    I couldn't stop farting in bed last night, to the point where my Jewish girlfriend kicked me out to sleep on the couch. "Oh come on!" I pleaded. "A little gas never hurt anyone!". Apparently now I'm insensitive as well :rolleyes:

    Funny. I don't think anyone else got the joke.
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  • Gary OakGary Oak Regular
    edited March 2011
    I got the joke. :o
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited March 2011
    buddha wrote: »
    Funny. I don't think anyone else got the joke.

    :(

    Come on guys, do you REALLY think I have a Jewish girlfriend? Read it again.
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited March 2011
    I just read the joke :o
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited March 2011
    trx100 wrote: »
    :(

    Come on guys, do you REALLY think I have a Jewish girlfriend? Read it again.

    I thought you had a Pinnochio fetish.
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  • Turd_SmasherTurd_Smasher Regular
    edited March 2011
    You gotta light the gas in order for it to work. But remove her gold fillings first.
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  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited March 2011
    Bwahaha! I loled at OP. Dutch Ovens ftw. I can never fart in front of girls and I can't shit in my own room (I have an en suite) and so I trekked a few minutes across my Campus to go have a dump in another toilet just so that girl didn't have to endure it.

    Turns out I didn't even have to shit! :mad:
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  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited March 2011
    trx100 wrote: »
    I couldn't stop farting in bed last night, to the point where my Jewish girlfriend kicked me out to sleep on the couch. "Oh come on!" I pleaded. "A little gas never hurt anyone!". Apparently now I'm insensitive as well :rolleyes:
    OH I GET IT.

    Jewish poisonous gas!!



    har har harrrrrrrr

    that holocaust shit right?
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  • uofmcamarouofmcamaro Regular
    edited March 2011
    vozhde wrote: »
    Pull the sheet/blanket over her head.

    This.

    Best trick in the book. Unless her farts are worse than yours.
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  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited March 2011
    dutch ovens r vicious.
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited March 2011
    I was like okay, I should help but after scrolling down.
    :facepalm:

    Yeah, I got the joke.
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