Achieved a New Low and Learned Something New Because of It.

DfgDfg Admin
edited March 2011 in Life
This thread is about CP.




Well, technically it's more of a CAT porn but who cares. So, today I just learned why cats fancy me or kind of trust me. There is a light brown female cat roaming around my house and she doesn't let others touch her. Today, while looking for my male cat I decided to have some fun with it.

At first she didn't come close but when she came, I grabbed her and then she went into her defensive mode. I dropped her and she didn't run away. So, I started rubbing her. Her fur was soft and so I gave her the special treatment.

While I was doing this I noticed she became quite aroused. It turns out she was enjoying this sexually. Her tongue was out and she was trying her best to get close to me. With her tail erect and her tongue out she was exposing her privates to me.

Normally as a so-called Muslim I wouldn't do what I did next, but since religion doesn't concern me anymore and this seemed interesting I went with it. So, I ahem played with her, taking her to a hidden spot and decided to test the waters. One swap around her privates confirmed everything.

I am NOT going to give full details because frankly it's not something that I want to discuss plus it was a bit shocking experience for me as well. But I do know how to control and please a cat now and also, I sort of understand their behaviour much better. Right now my trousers are full of cat hair and I think I should take a bath. (no I didn't fuck her, she just sort of rubbed those hairs against my trousers). Plus, I did smell some pheromones AS WELL :eek:

Overall, it was something different for me. I feel like I discovered something but at the same time, I feel I just opened another side of me which I don't personally like. But you can't blame me. I am totsean and it's in my nature to rebel against anything normal.

But take it from me guys, after this brief quite revealing encounter I might some time to get myself back together. A new world of possibilities just opened up for me (thinking in terms of writing btw).

I am glad I have this place to share this unique story. I am not good with cats but after this episode, I think I can tame any beast :p.

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  • edited February 2011
    Pakistanis sniff cum
  • NegrophobeNegrophobe Regular
    edited February 2011
    Is there anything you won't rape?

    This shouldn't surprise you, there is nothing discouraging bestiality in the Islamic religion or regions.

    Remember this?
    released without charge.

    In Southern Punjab, Khyber Pakhtunkhwa, Sindh and Balochistan, sex with animals is a common practice among rural youths and considered a rite of passage into adulthood.
    In southern Punjab, much of NWFP, Sindh and Balochistan sodomy and bestiality are common among rural youths. In fact, he caught two boys trying to rape a goat in the vicinity of the mazar of Hazrat Sultan Bahu. The punishment meted out to them was 10 blows with a chhittar (shoe) each on their butts. They protested however that in many rural areas having sex with an animal was considered a rite of passage on the way to becoming full members of the male society!
    - Ishtiaq Ahmed (associate professor of political science at Stockholm University), Daily Times, June 27, 2006

    Pakistan ranks no.1 where search terms such as "child sex," "rape sex," "animal sex," "camel sex," "donkey sex," "dog sex," and "horse sex" are concerned.
    The Muslim country, which has banned content on at least 17 websites to block offensive and blasphemous material, is the world's leader in online searches for pornographic material

    Google ranks Pakistan No. 1 in the world in searches for pornographic terms, outranking every other country in the world in searches per person for certain sex-related content.
    Pakistan is top dog in searches per-person for "horse sex" since 2004, "donkey sex" since 2007, "rape pictures" between 2004 and 2009, "rape sex" since 2004, "child sex" between 2004 and 2007 and since 2009, "animal sex" since 2004 and "dog sex" since 2005, according to Google Trends and Google Insights, features of Google that generate data based on popular search terms.
    The country also is tops -- or has been No. 1 -- in searches for "sex," "camel sex," "rape video," "child sex video" and some other searches that can't be printed here.
    - Kelli Morgan, Fox News, July 13, 2010

    Here are the Muslim countries and how they placed in the top five world ranking of various bestiality-related internet search terms:

    Pig Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Egypt (No. 2) Saudi Arabia (No. 3)
    Donkey Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Iran (No. 3) Saudi Arabia (No. 4)
    Dog Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Saudi Arabia (No. 3)
    Cat Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Iran (No. 2) Egypt (No. 3) Saudi Arabia (No. 4)
    Horse Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Turkey (No. 3)
    Cow Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Iran (No. 2) Saudi Arabia (No. 4)
    Goat Sex: Pakistan (No. 1)
    Animal Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Morocco (No. 2) Iran (No. 4) Egypt (No. 5)
    Snake Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Malaysia (No. 3) Indonesia (No. 4) Egypt (No. 5)
    Monkey Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Indonesia (No. 3) Malaysia (No. 4)
    Bear Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Saudi Arabia (No. 2)
    Elephant Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Egypt (No. 3) United Arab Emirates (No. 4) Malaysia (No. 5)
    Fox Sex: Saudi Arabia (No. 1) Turkey (No. 4)

    http://eye-on-the-world.blogspot.com/2006/05/research-muslims-are-hungry-for.html
  • skunkskunk Regular
    edited February 2011
  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited February 2011
    Damn Dfg.

    You can't bag white bitches so you're resorting to cats?

    :(
  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited February 2011
    Boom chikka Meow Meow!
  • edited February 2011
    Pakistanis sniff cum
  • NegrophobeNegrophobe Regular
    edited February 2011
    Yet it is the wholly caucasoid and peaceful Kalash that are being forced to adopt Islam in Pakistan.

    A leader of the Kalash, Saifulla Jan, has stated, "If any Kalash converts to Islam, they can't live among us anymore. We keep our identity strong."[11] About three thousand have converted to Islam or are descendants of converts, yet still live nearby in the Kalash villages and maintain their language and many aspects of their ancient culture. By now, sheikhs, or converts to Islam, make up more than half of the total Kalasha-speaking population.[12]
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalash

    It is no doubt the jizzlamic converts in Khyber Pakhtunkhwa who partake in this bestiality. It's a shame what's happening to the Kalash.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited February 2011
    Thanks for the responses.
  • Habaner0Habaner0 Regular
    edited February 2011
    Dfg wrote: »
    This thread is about CP.

    Well, technically it's more of a CAT porn but who cares. So, today I just learned why cats fancy me or kind of trust me. There is a light brown female cat roaming around my house and she doesn't let others touch her. Today, while looking for my male cat I decided to have some fun with it.

    At first she didn't come close but when she came, I grabbed her and then she went into her defensive mode. I dropped her and she didn't run away. So, I started rubbing her. Her fur was soft and so I gave her the special treatment.

    While I was doing this I noticed she became quite aroused. It turns out she was enjoying this sexually. Her tongue was out and she was trying her best to get close to me. With her tail erect and her tongue out she was exposing her privates to me.

    Normally as a so-called Muslim I wouldn't do what I did next, but since religion doesn't concern me anymore and this seemed interesting I went with it. So, I ahem played with her, taking her to a hidden spot and decided to test the waters. One swap around her privates confirmed everything.

    I am NOT going to give full details because frankly it's not something that I want to discuss plus it was a bit shocking experience for me as well. But I do know how to control and please a cat now and also, I sort of understand their behaviour much better. Right now my trousers are full of cat hair and I think I should take a bath. (no I didn't fuck her, she just sort of rubbed those hairs against my trousers). Plus, I did smell some pheromones AS WELL :eek:

    Overall, it was something different for me. I feel like I discovered something but at the same time, I feel I just opened another side of me which I don't personally like. But you can't blame me. I am totsean and it's in my nature to rebel against anything normal.

    But take it from me guys, after this brief quite revealing encounter I might some time to get myself back together. A new world of possibilities just opened up for me (thinking in terms of writing btw).

    I am glad I have this place to share this unique story. I am not good with cats but after this episode, I think I can tame any beast :p.

    How typically Islamic. You scum should be exterminated.
  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited February 2011
    in b4 PETA, does the camel know?
  • Gary OakGary Oak Regular
    edited February 2011
  • dr rockerdr rocker Regular
    edited February 2011
    If you plan to continue this behavoir in the future, their is something you must be aware of. When a male cat penetrates a female cat, he has barbs that come out from his penis to hold her in place, to make her more compliant and so he can ejaculate into her more.

    I recomend a wicket keepers glove , with size 6 hooks sewn to it, with the points facing you as you hold your hand out.

    That shit will grip onto anything.
  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited February 2011
    dr rocker wrote: »
    If you plan to continue this behavoir in the future, their is something you must be aware of. When a male cat penetrates a female cat, he has barbs that come out from his penis to hold her in place, to make her more compliant and so he can ejaculate into her more.

    I recomend a wicket keepers glove , with size 6 hooks sewn to it, with the points facing you as you hold your hand out.

    That shit will grip onto anything.
    I just checked this on wikipedia. Pretty awesome shit.
    This is because a male cat's penis has a band of about 120–150 backwards-pointing spines, which are about one millimeter long;[146] upon withdrawal of the penis, the spines rake the walls of the female's vagina, which is a trigger for ovulation. This act also occurs to clear the vagina of other sperm in the context of a 2nd (or more) mating, thus giving the latter males a larger chance of conception.
  • KatzenklavierKatzenklavier Regular
    edited February 2011
    Oh god dfg's a furry.
  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited February 2011
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    Can't say I approve but neither do I judge you for this. I've never considered doing anything like that to my cat. I'd probably hospitalize someone who did but since this was not my cat I don't care.

    P.S. get laid
  • duuudeduuude Regular
    edited February 2011
    Oh no, brandon is not going to like this thread.
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited February 2011
    in b4 PETA, does the camel know?

    This.
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited February 2011
    OK someone has to say it, this takes the phrase "Get some pussy", to a whole new level.
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited February 2011
    This nigga Molest a little girl not a cat.

    Fucking pervert wait for Chris hanson to get you!

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  • MordFustangMordFustang Regular
    edited March 2011
    Did you came?
  • IndulgenceIndulgence Regular
    edited March 2011
  • lazybumlazybum Acolyte
    edited March 2011
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