Ever Poop on Yourself?
StephenPBarrett
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There have been a couple of times when I have done this. Both times were when I was attempting to fart. One was at a friends house and I tried to fart on someone but had drank too much beer the other was at work and was a little wet fart. I had to get more clothes from home. :facepalm:
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Nothing like bending over in the direction of Mecca to give all the moslems behind you a nice view to loosen up the bowels.
One morning, woke up. My ass felt wet. I was confused because it didn't seem hot enough in my room to have swamp ass.
Last time, had taco bell the day before. Went out to lunch with a friend. Got up to refill my drink. Thought it was just a fart. It wasn't. Set drink down, went to bathroom, made up some excuse about having to go to work.
Never trust a fart, folks.
Ever.
First time was first grade and my teacher wouldn't let me use the restroom.
Second was about four months ago, went to through up in a trashcan and apparently had the runs. :facepalm:
Other then that when Im past the point of drunk I like to take random shits on things. Like the car of someone I really don't for example.