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BoxBox Regular
edited March 2011 in Spurious Generalities
Alright, so there was this chick from 5th grade that I had a crush on. We used to work in pairs and often would playfully flirt by means of poking, and other childish things. I lost contact with her after 5th grade as she went to both different middle and high schools.

I just bought a cheese pie from Little Caesar's and recognized her at the cashier. She saw me and I guess was embarrassed and told the other worker to attend me. I ordered a cheese pie and after a 2 minute wait. She asked me what my order was. After hearing my answer she handed me over the pizza box and said, thank you [insert my name].

:eek:

How did she remember my name? I forget hers! Are we destined to be together? Should I buy more pizza? What DO I DO TOTSE HELP MEE!!!!



and she's she's really slim and cute. I'd post pics but I forget her name and can't look her up on facebook.!
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  • brandonbrandon Regular
    edited March 2011
    ok so ur gonna want 2 by more pizza and give it 2 me LOL but rly just by more pizza and c if she likes u u will no wut 2 do from there
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  • BoxBox Regular
    edited March 2011
    NO WDF MAN. I don't know what 2 do from there. u need 2 help me brandon!
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  • jamie madroxjamie madrox Sith Lord
    edited March 2011
    huff raid for confidence. or just ask a coworker her name.
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  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited March 2011
    thats easy bro. Take hits from the bong.

    Dont be an eager beaver. wait for tues. Customer

    Appreciation day. Then ask for her name, num., and SS.
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  • LostInTheWoodsLostInTheWoods Regular
    edited March 2011
    Box wrote: »
    Should I buy more pizza?

    Yes.

    Cant go wrong with that option, unless you are fat ofc... :hai:
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  • BoxBox Regular
    edited March 2011
    wdf is customer appreciation day?
    http://www.yummylocal.com/deals/little-caesars-customer-appreciation-day/

    that shit is in august 9! I can't wait that longer

    and how do i go on about approaching another worker? What if she has an afternoon shift and is there the whole time?

    "umm excuse, can u go away, i want to talk to ur co worker."
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  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited March 2011
    alright nigga! man the fuck up and just go to

    talk to her without buying pie. Walk in there

    point her out ask her to counter give her your name

    and number. Walk away ..
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  • BoxBox Regular
    edited March 2011
    BigHarryDick wrote: »
    alright nigga! man the fuck up and just go to

    talk to her without buying pie. Walk in there

    point her out ask her to counter give her your name

    and number. Walk away ..

    What if I blush or start stammering? Should I go back right now? I mean it's only a block from my house...
    I'm gonna get red, and the store is always full of mexicans eating and shit.
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  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited March 2011
    Ok, heres what you do, go back right now. Lurk around till she isn't at the counter. Go in, ask one of her co-workers her name, be like "I thought so" Then ask them to get her for you. When she comes over, be cool "Hi, do you remember me? we used to go to school together" Then when she isnt looking roofie her drink.

    ???

    PROFIT.

    seriously though, except for the last part.
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  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited March 2011
    jamie madrox wrote: »
    huff raid for confidence. or just ask a coworker her name.

    This. The Trojan Horse method ;)
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  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited March 2011
    Go now.

    Come back with her name and FB pics :o:o
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  • BoxBox Regular
    edited March 2011
    buddha wrote: »
    Ok, heres what you do, go back right now. Lurk around till she isn't at the counter. Go in, ask one of her co-workers her name, be like "I thought so" Then ask them to get her for you. When she comes over, be cool "Hi, do you remember me? we used to go to school together" Then when she isnt looking roofie her drink.

    ???

    PROFIT.

    seriously though, except for the last part.

    Thanks Buddha. I'm going right now.

    FUCK THE FREE WORLD :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:
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  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited March 2011
    Box wrote: »
    Thanks Buddha. I'm going right now.

    FUCK THE FREE WORLD :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

    GOOD LUCK, and god speed.

    [insert salute smiley]
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  • AverageAverage Regular
    edited March 2011
    Buy a pizza from the same place again when she's working. Take it back and say their is something wrong with your pizza. When they ask to see it have your cock sticking out of the pizza. You'll both probably end up fucking on the food prep station.
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  • BoxBox Regular
    edited March 2011
    I was gelling my hair and then I noticed I used too much and it made my hair look shiny, not "glossy" but girly shiny. I thought maybe when she sees me she'll go, "oh look he fixed up for me" and it would go to her head and make her think she's special or some shit :angry:

    I just washed my hair. Fuck it, I'll go tomorrow.
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  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited March 2011
    Box wrote: »
    I was gelling my hair and then I noticed I used too much and it made my hair look shiny, not "glossy" but girly shiny. I thought maybe when she sees me she'll go, "oh look he fixed up for me" and it would go to her head and make her think she's special or some shit :angry:

    I just washed my hair. Fuck it, I'll go tomorrow.

    :thumbsdown:
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  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited March 2011
    Box wrote: »
    I was gelling my hair and then I noticed I used too much and it made my hair look shiny, not "glossy" but girly shiny. I thought maybe when she sees me she'll go, "oh look he fixed up for me" and it would go to her head and make her think she's special or some shit :angry:

    I just washed my hair. Fuck it, I'll go tomorrow.

    :thumbsdown:
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  • BoxBox Regular
    edited March 2011
    You guys are mean. I'll do it tomorrow and post results.
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  • skunkskunk Regular
    edited March 2011
    Read her nametag.
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  • BoxBox Regular
    edited March 2011
    She didn't have a nametag. Just an ugly orange shirt with the company's logo on the back.
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  • skunkskunk Regular
    edited March 2011
    Ask a coworker for her name then.
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  • TraumTraum Regular
    edited March 2011
    Just flat out ask her for her name. You have not seen the girl since fifth grade, I'm sure she'll understand that you forgot what her name is.
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  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited March 2011
    GeneralMcBoozer wrote: »
    For the OP, fifth grade was last year :o

    But yeah, go back and just ask.

    Qft
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  • blindbatblindbat Regular
    edited March 2011
    yup what buddah said , ask a co- worker , when you find out its her , flirt w/ her like u used to and OP dont be a pussy ask her out on a date. then its free poon and pizza 4 u!
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  • BoxBox Regular
    edited March 2011
    im gonna go right now. wish me luck guise! :(
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  • BoxBox Regular
    edited March 2011
    not there
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  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited March 2011
    did you describe what she looked like to one of the other employees and be like.. uhh whats her name? yeah. thats right. she had sex with me. then the next time you come in they will point you out and be like i had sex with... ohh yeah! that night!
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited March 2011
    A) Act natural.
    B) Go there again.
    C) Ask co-workers or read the list or her name tag.
    D) Order Pizza and if she comes then proceed to talk to her, tell her you remember her and it would be nice if you can hang out some time.

    Wait for her shift to end and hopefully she will come.

    Or just time your entry so you will meet her when she is leaving. In this way you avoid the unnecessary Pizza etc.

    She really likes you because SHE FUCKING REMEMBERS YOU! Just act natural, she will come to you.
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  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited March 2011
    also, dont u have a yearbook from last year? :o
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  • blindbatblindbat Regular
    edited March 2011
    bump! did u go back in try again?
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  • BoxBox Regular
    edited March 2011
    Nah I gave up on it.
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  • blindbatblindbat Regular
    edited March 2011
    :facepalm: you suck big hairy dick!
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  • skunkskunk Regular
    edited March 2011
    You'll never get laid sitting at home posting on totse. Go find her name out at least dude.
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  • BoxBox Regular
    edited March 2011
    skunk.amkon wrote: »
    You'll never get laid sitting at home posting on totse. Go find her name out at least dude.

    8 years late.
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  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited March 2011
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