I don't have a problem with children, in fact I like most of them but there are th who are simply annoying little brats. These kids I can't stand. This is the kid who will push you out of a tree or invite you to play baseball only to have its posse gang up on you. I believe these kids probably usually grow up to be shitty people.
The other day I was meeting my fiancée for a quick bite on her lunch break when whilst walking past a car full of little kids one leans out and hollers "Geek!" to me. Normally I wouldn't give to shits. Normally I wouldn't have even heard her because of the music blaring out of my earbuds. I just happened to be enjoying the sounds of the world though and she interrupted the calmness it was bringing me.
I stopped directly beside the window as she said this and for a moment just stood there thinking "did that little bitch really just call me a geek?". After getting over the initial stun I turned to her and gave her the middle finger. This apparently shocked her because she started making those noises people make when they're offended. I was satisfied and started walking again when she calls it out from the car window again. This time I turned and replied "Virgin" with my middle finger raised high.
I hope she took this as an insult. I hope she decides "well if that's a bad thing I shouldn't be one" then goes and gets proper fucked in her pooper. Little bitch kids... I wish I had thought of something more clever or just mean to say like "one day everyone in your family is going to be dead and you wont have anyone to care about you because you've been such a little bitch to everyone" or "you are going to die a virgin, alone and unwanted."
People please keep your fucking spoiled little brats in line. I don't believe in down right beating a child but there is nothing wrong with a spanking from time to time. A switch to the tooshie can do wonders. I think parents are too easy on their kids nowadays. Everyone is afraid that someone will call DHS on their ass for giving a well deserved spanking. Some kids you don't have to spank but god damnit some of those monsters need it.