Grandma dying, I swapped pills..she's complaining.
To be blunt, my grandma is dying. She has cancer and only has 1-2 months left. She was recently prescribed oxycodone for her pain. I was thoughtful enough to drive with her and my mom to get her medication. I had 30 advil in my pocket, and was thoughtful enough to transfer them at the oppurtun time before anyone saw them. My grandma and mom are both stupid and won't know the difference by the look of the pills alone..
Recently....she has been complaining that they aren't working and she is still in tremendous pain. I feel bad for her alot...but i also kinda like that because that means she might get a higher dose from the doctor...;)
I want to keep the pills for myself...but I also really don't want her to suffer. What OTC medications can I buy that will help her condition....I need PILLS also...GELCAPS or something that looks funny will not help...
PS: 2 bowls of weed + 125mg diphenhydramine +20 mg oxy + :fap:= EPIC feeling
Recently....she has been complaining that they aren't working and she is still in tremendous pain. I feel bad for her alot...but i also kinda like that because that means she might get a higher dose from the doctor...;)
I want to keep the pills for myself...but I also really don't want her to suffer. What OTC medications can I buy that will help her condition....I need PILLS also...GELCAPS or something that looks funny will not help...
PS: 2 bowls of weed + 125mg diphenhydramine +20 mg oxy + :fap:= EPIC feeling
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fixd
Advil is as good as it gets for otc pain relief, and even if you find something better won't she notice the switch?
OP is just a shitty person if he's serious.
LAWL
This is why it was posted in BI. Had it been posted anywhere else, it would have been shot down, but the ethics of this forum mean you should not judge.
He trolled the fuck out of you.
It was quite funny.
It was moved to BI.
So it should have been said from which forum it came, too, so it could be back traced to whence it came.
Otherwise:
MOVED TO BAD IDEAS
Oh look, I made this thread go to bad ideas.
Sell the pills back to grandma.
Grandma has pain meds, you have money to buy pain meds.
Considering I only demi mod for BLTC, it's kinda fucking obvious where it came from...
2. When it comes time to fill her case again, place Advil in it for the next week.
3. Doc won't want to hear her bitching. He'll write another script for oxy.
4. Repeat steps 1-3 until you're so high that you fuck it up.
Congratulations. You now have your very own cancer-ridden drug mine.
Seriously dude, this is the type of thing that can really haunt you in later years. You crossed a line somewhere there, and the next time a choice like that one comes up again you will probably make the wrong choice, again. If ripping off your Granny is no big deal for you, then good for you, you will make a very good criminal. It takes a certain kind of person to betray family, I know some very hardcore folks that would not do that, family is everything to them. If you can do it and still sleep at night, a lifetime of being a lonely junkie scumbag with no friends is a path open to you.
I hope you are high on Granny's dope when you read this, I hope it takes away every bit of pleasure you are getting from those oxy's. I think this is a crossroads for you, and if you don't do something to make it right you are going to regret it for the rest of your life.
C/O
"I don't care if it sounds preachy, a dude can get high, and rip off assholes, but Granny?"