Smoking Times

StephenPBarrett · April 2011

There are specific times when I light up a cigarette just because of what I just did or what I am doing at the moment. I'm sure that most smokers probably do this. I know There are common smoking times for everyone such as after a meal. I do this and tell myself it is logical because smoking helps with digestion. I also smoke while I'm making stinky logs. In fact I'm doing that right now. Often this is an subconscious decision but I sometimes catch myself and think "Wait... I don't really want a cigarette right now." Here is a list of my smoking times:

When doing a shit
After a meal
After certain checkpoints in video games
After a shower
While out to eat (as a break during the big meal)
After sex
When first getting in a vehicle to drive
Right before work
Right after work
While washing dishes
When I first wake up
After smoking weed
While walking the dog
When a character on TV lights up

... damn that's a lot. No wonder I burn through more than a carton a week. I really need to watch out for these idioms. What are some of yours?

Dfg · April 2011

I don't smoke but most people smoke when they need to relieve stress. Homie limit your smoking!

RemadE · April 2011

Yeah man, I soon found out that you justify anything for an excuse for a smoke. Soon got to me

BigHarryDick · April 2011

I bet you smell like cigarettes

buddha · April 2011

Besides the one's you listed, I usually smoke after I'm done smoking.

I've also been known to try and light another cig while I'm still smoking one.

Also sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night to smoke.

And anytime I'm drinking coffee, or alcohol.

MooseKnuckle · April 2011

yeah, most of those, definitely after drinking. i smoke while getting head too, drop a few ashes on her hurr.

JustAnotherAsshole · April 2011

Whenever I'm not doing something that would preclude me from smoking.

Chris Hansen · April 2011

I dont smoke cigarettes but I do smoke Cigars and my awesome peace pipe (tobacco only. Srs.) when I am with a friend. If its a real occasion I will smoke a cigar by myself but not too often.

ThusBakedZarathustra · April 2011

Used to smoke cigars, then started working in a restaurant and became a cigarette smoker.

Times I smoke are:
-when I get up
-After I eat meal 1 of the day
-If I'm at college, generally I'll have a smoke with other people there
-on my way to or from a bus stop
-when I'm hungry and there's no food at my place
-in the evening, after I finish dinner... usually several times; on average I probably have about 6 in between then and when I go to bed.

That's pretty well the routine, although it varies quite a bit day-to-day, obviously.

Native Reserve · April 2011

After I get up, After I wake up, After I eat, When I sit down to watch TV, When I walk to the bus, Before i go to sleep at night, Before I go to school, After class at school, Before lunch and after lunch, When I get home from school, When I finish cleaning my house I smoke, When I start up a new game of Supreme commander 2 or any game, When i grab a cup of coffee, When I am drinking coca cola + cigarette = heaven,

Traum · April 2011

buddha wrote: »

Also sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night to smoke.

I do this almost every night actually. I will be in a deep sleep, wake up just to go get a cigarette, then fall back to sleep.

DaSkipper · April 2011

-Wake up
-After brushing teeth
-After getting dressed
-After a train ride
-Right before work
-Three cigarettes during break
-After work
-Walk home
-Smoke weed
-Drinking
-When I meet someone new so they know I'm cool
-When bored

RogueEagle91 · April 2011

After a good shit. It has to be good and relieving, otherwise it's not worth the smoke.

When I'm driving. Have a bad habit of lighting up a few blocks before i hit a gas station because i'm not paying attention. Have to sit in my car and finish before fueling.

After getting anything major done. Work, vidyas, sex, tattoos, etc.