Today I saw a criminal. . .
Well, Today I was at Wal-Mart, and I saw a fucking criminal. There was no mistaking it. He was a scraggly man around 6'0ft tall. He had long hair and a full beard. He was wearing shitty clothes too. He wasn't a bum, but he looked sketchy.
I was in the electronics aisle when I first set my eyes on him. You could tell he was in a rush, not a good sign. He ended up rushing to the phone aisle. It took him about 5 seconds to notice the cheapest phone and hurried himself to the counter. He slammed it on the counter, while he glanced over both shoulders nervously.
I think the phone ended up being $25. The criminal pulled a giant wad of bills out of his pocket. I took a quick glance at him and I estimated there were maybe 100-150 bills in this bundle. This shit was big. As the criminal was figuring out which bills he would use, the sales clerk asked him if he wanted to purchase a warranty on his phone. The criminal rudely declined.
The point I'm trying to make is do not act fucking sketchy. I'm not a criminal, and I could tell that he was. It's the little details that cause suspicion. Any idiot can sell weed, but only the smart can survive.
I was in the electronics aisle when I first set my eyes on him. You could tell he was in a rush, not a good sign. He ended up rushing to the phone aisle. It took him about 5 seconds to notice the cheapest phone and hurried himself to the counter. He slammed it on the counter, while he glanced over both shoulders nervously.
I think the phone ended up being $25. The criminal pulled a giant wad of bills out of his pocket. I took a quick glance at him and I estimated there were maybe 100-150 bills in this bundle. This shit was big. As the criminal was figuring out which bills he would use, the sales clerk asked him if he wanted to purchase a warranty on his phone. The criminal rudely declined.
The point I'm trying to make is do not act fucking sketchy. I'm not a criminal, and I could tell that he was. It's the little details that cause suspicion. Any idiot can sell weed, but only the smart can survive.
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and hes a criminal?
Nice
(Just kidding fb where are you?)
Ahh yes, the ole distract and grab. LP concentrates on him, his buddy is making off with some goodies. Folks do it all the time.
He's in jail
Wait he paid for the phone? This is a pretty fucking pointless thread.