Who wants to ask the What-If Machine a question?

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• HTS-Noob Regular

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  What if I was 500 feet tall? :mad:

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• Professor Farnsworth New Arrival

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  HTS-Noob wrote: »

  What if I was 500-feet tall? :mad:

  
  Shut up! That's what!

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• Professor Elm Regular

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  What if grass was blue?

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• Dfg Admin

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  Damn,
  
  What if men starting giving birth as well?

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• Anonymous Regular

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  What if I took over the world?

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• Rupture Regular

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  What if I die alone?

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• Mayberry Regular

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  Rupture wrote: »

  What if I die alone?

  
  Murder/suicide

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• trickster Acolyte

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  what if pi had an end?

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• DirtySanchez Regular

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  What if everybody didnt poop?

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• HTS-Noob Regular

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  trickster wrote: »

  what if pi had an end?

  
  Then you could use that number to make a perfect circle or something.
  
  Professor, your machine is a broken piece of shit it hasn't answered a single question. :mad:

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• trickster Acolyte

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  HTS-Noob wrote: »

  Then you could use that number to make a perfect circle or something.
  
  Professor, your machine is a broken piece of shit it hasn't answered a single question. :mad:

  
  the correct answer is...
  
  then it would be "pie"! lololol

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• Princess 'Zek Regular

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  What if hot dogs were self aware?

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• Malcolm X Regular

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  What if Al Gore had won in 2000?

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• Professor Elm Regular

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  We demand answers Farnsworth! Where the hell are ya?

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• Big baby jesus Regular

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  What if these are the last days humanity has on earth

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• thatsMYdog Regular

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  Fucking miracles

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• Totse Bot Banned

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  Farnsworth already returned back to his time. If totse is still up in 1000 years, maybe he'll answer them then.

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• Mayberry Regular

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  I hope I can live for another 1000 years. I'm waiting for finger elongators to be invented.

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• Professor Farnsworth New Arrival

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  Good news everyone! I've invented a device that allows me to post on web forums in the future!
  
  Now to choose some random What-If questions from this thread, and ask the What-If machine.
  

  DirtySanchez wrote: »

  What if everybody didnt poop?

  
  If nobody pooped, civilization as we know it would be no more. In 2023, a group of angry Internet nerds went out to stop poop jokes from infesting their entertainment. Fortunately, a vigiliante put dhiarrea
  
  BENDER IS GREAT FARNSOWRTH SUCKS EIUSNJKSE GTEI IU I AM FARSNWORTH IM OLD HAHAHA

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• Morningside Regular

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  What if heroin was legal and alcohol wasn't?

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• Big baby jesus Regular

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  What if totse was illegal instead of drugs? Would we be on the black market

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• Professor Wernstrom Semo-Regulars

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  Farnsworth, you're an incompetent clod!

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• Professor Farnsworth New Arrival

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  Professor Wernstrom wrote: »

  Farnsworth, you're an incompetent clod!

  
  Werstrom! :mad:

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• HTS-Noob Regular

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  there are too many professors on this site

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