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ITT: Being awesome on Omegle

RainbowDancerRainbowDancer Acolyte
edited May 2011 in Spurious Generalities
Commence!

You: hi
Stranger: hii
You: hows it going
Stranger: great ha you
You: Good thank you. I am an official representing Omegle. In order for you to continue using Omegle, we will need a credit card number.
Stranger: good one asshole
You: thanks
You: can i have some money
You: please
Stranger: fuck off
You: what
You: please
Stranger: no bro
You: ill suck your dick
You: i will let you fuck me
You: dude
Stranger: I'm a girl so now deft not
You: oh
You: even better
Stranger: are you a boy or girl
You: im a girl
Stranger: ew les
You: lol
You: ill lick your pussy for 5 bucks
You: come one
Stranger: nah get a fucking job
You: i have one
Stranger: great go get money there
You: im a greeter at walmart. there arent a lot of jobs for 33 year old 400 pound black women in sub saharan africa
You: not too many hours
Stranger: sorry about your luck
You: so come on
You: ill let you fuck me
You: im bouncy
Stranger: no
You: ok
Stranger: if you were a guy maybe. but ya know too bad
You: too bad im not a guy eh
Stranger: no
You: slut
You: !
Stranger: because I'm straight? lolol okay
You: yeah
You: fuckin hoe
You: dick gobbling skank
Stranger: I'm not the one trying to fuck for money
You: cum dumpster
Stranger: haha mmk go work a corner or something
You: i am fat enough to work 3
You: lets fuck lemme GOBBLE DAT PUSSAY
Stranger: you're honestly disgusting
You: you are honestly so tantalizing
You: i want to put my tongue all up in dat butt
Stranger: you're fucking weird for real
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 17
You: shit way too old for me
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  • BoxBox Regular
    edited April 2011
    tl;dr

    /thread.

    LOLLLOLLL my post count is

    1 2 3 4!
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  • RainbowDancerRainbowDancer Acolyte
    edited April 2011
    Nick wrote: »
    I liked more this one

    https://totse.info/bbs/showthread.php?t=14743

    :)

    you did not have time obviously to dedicate for the beauty of your current theme, did you ?

    Anyway, it was funny though.

    Yeah I didn't think about this one too much, and then decided to abandon it when I kept forgetting to save the conversations.
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited April 2011
    You: im bouncy

    I lol'ed ahhaha.
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  • LSA KingLSA King Regular
    edited April 2011
    lol ya'll need to learn to screen record, much better than reading text. Motherless.com for tutorials on how to do it right :P

    We need to get together this summer when the hoes are hot and horny ready to take their tops off and try and mass join some young teen chat sessions and do some screen recording getting <18 year old girls doing slutty things.
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited May 2011
    LSA King wrote: »
    lol ya'll need to learn to screen record, much better than reading text. Motherless.com for tutorials on how to do it right :P

    We need to get together this summer when the hoes are hot and horny ready to take their tops off and try and mass join some young teen chat sessions and do some screen recording getting <18 year old girls doing slutty things.

    You read my mind homie!
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  • The NegotiatorThe Negotiator Regular
    edited May 2011
    LSA King wrote: »
    lol ya'll need to learn to screen record, much better than reading text. Motherless.com for tutorials on how to do it right :P

    We need to get together this summer when the hoes are hot and horny ready to take their tops off and try and mass join some young teen chat sessions and do some screen recording getting <18 year old girls doing slutty things.

    fedsfedsfeds
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