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The wizard of Oz kicks some ass

princessprincess Regular
edited May 2011 in Spurious Generalities
The most awesome pro wrestler ever

He even has a wizard manager with a fucking monkey.
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  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited May 2011
    Only faggots watch wrestling. Two sweaty dudes in tights grabbing each other is as gay as you can get.
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  • SpiffSpiff Regular
    edited May 2011
    buddha wrote: »
    Only faggots watch wrestling. Two sweaty dudes in tights grabbing each other is as gay as you can get.

    This. Even MMA is going this direction.
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  • jewnosejewnose Regular
    edited May 2011
    It was be less gay if you were actually talking about the movie the Wizard of Oz, and about how fabulous Dorothy looked in that dress.
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  • princessprincess Regular
    edited May 2011
    Its called a [ame="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kayfabe"]Kayfabe - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia@@AMEPARAM@@/wiki/File:Text_document_with_red_question_mark.svg" class="image"><img alt="Text document with red question mark.svg" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a4/Text_document_with_red_question_mark.svg/40px-Text_document_with_red_question_mark.svg.png"@@AMEPARAM@@commons/thumb/a/a4/Text_document_with_red_question_mark.svg/40px-Text_document_with_red_question_mark.svg.png[/ame], and the reason why professional wrestlers are such great actors. Imagine if johnny depp in those pirate movies became a real life pirate too just to make the movies more realistic. The wrestlers stay in character no matter what. No matter if they even get severely injured, which happens alot. For example, their was the match between Bret Hart and Dino Bravo. Dino was supposed to knock Bret out of the ring and into the steel rail. He hit him a little too hard and Bret ended up breaking most of his ribs and his sternum.

    The script said Bret was supposed to win, but he obviously was not getting up on account he couldn't breath, so Dino did a little improvising, stomping on Bret a few times, and then throwing him back into the ring to pin him. Bret was unable to kick out, so he did the next best thing and put his foot on the ropes. Dino started to realise something was wrong, so he rolled Bret out of the ring, getting Bret the count out, and not technically losing the match.

    It may be fake, it may be homo erotic, but they are tough sons of bitches.
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  • jewnosejewnose Regular
    edited May 2011
    princess wrote: »
    Its called a Kayfabe - Wikipedia, the free [email]encyclopedia, and the reason why professional wrestlers are such great actors. Imagine if johnny depp in those pirate movies became a real life pirate too just to make the movies more realistic. The wrestlers stay in character no matter what. No matter if they even get severely injured, which happens alot. For example, their was the match between Bret Hart and Dino Bravo. Dino was supposed to knock Bret out of the ring and into the steel rail. He hit him a little too hard and Bret ended up breaking most of his ribs and his sternum.

    The script said Bret was supposed to win, but he obviously was not getting up on account he couldn't breath, so Dino did a little improvising, stomping on Bret a few times, and then throwing him back into the ring to pin him. Bret was unable to kick out, so he did the next best thing and put his foot on the ropes. Dino started to realise something was wrong, so he rolled Bret out of the ring, getting Bret the count out, and not technically losing the match.

    It may be fake, it may be homo erotic, but they are tough sons of bitches.[/email]
    ghey.
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